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I think an outage is any time a customer cannot use the system, for any reason not due to their own inability or lack of training.
To me, the only question...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 14, 2007 at 8:18 am
What's the correct answer? I thought it was MDX, but the correct answer listed was DMX.
Thanks,
webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 13, 2007 at 1:30 pm
PS - Is SQL Server Integration Services needed for SQL Server Agent to work properly?
I thought that was the case, but I am not sure if that applies only to...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 12, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Hello again,
I just wanted to let you know that I found out the source of the LOCKINFO file. I had forgotten that one of my colleagues had researched a way...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 12, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Hi Matt,
Thanks for your reply. Unfortunately, in this case, bouncing the SQL Server Agent service did not solve the problem. It appears to have helped some of the jobs to...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 12, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Thanks!
webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 12, 2007 at 9:36 am
Not to sound corny, but, "You're both right."
Johan is right to be concerned about civil liberties issues that come up in the context of technology, and that some of them...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 11, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Sorry, I know I'm breaking the promise I made to myself not to weigh in on this conspiracy discussion, but I did do my moment of silence and I do...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 11, 2007 at 12:27 pm
I second GermanDBA. Whether or not there are conspiracies afoot, I think we can all agree on a moment of silence for those who lost their lives on 9/11, and...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 11, 2007 at 7:26 am
I see your points (about the wouldn't have worked and about the cold-hearted).
But for certain places, such as healthcare and law enforcement, coldhearted can save lives, so I can accept...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 10, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Some would change passwords just before telling the person they are terminated so they won't even have time to put in any backdoors, etc.
webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 10, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Hi Steve,
Great point. I know that everyone in an organization thinks that their corner is the one that should get the most resources, but your editorial does make the case...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 10, 2007 at 8:06 am
Look at the question I posted and the discussion. The log file you describe is almost 10 times bigger than the one we had.
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/forums/shwmessage.aspx?forumid=357&messageid=361719#bm364856
The raw size of the...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 6, 2007 at 4:40 pm
1, from SQL Server Worldwide User Group (SSWUG).
I didn't know that one could get SQL Server Central shirts. How? 🙂
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
August 24, 2007 at 7:20 am
Thanks to everyone for their help.
webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
August 23, 2007 at 8:49 am
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