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Hi Steve,
Someone pointed this out yesterday, but it happened again today. There's been no category for the last two questions.
webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
October 16, 2007 at 7:25 am
College is extremely important, but not necessarily in the way people expect. A college degree is the new high school diploma. It allows a person to have a wider range...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
October 16, 2007 at 7:24 am
Thanks for the replies!
I have one other question. How does memory work for SQL Server 2005? I see in the SQL Server 2005 feature comparison that the Standard Edition uses...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
October 12, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Steve Jones - Editor (10/11/2007)
Comments posted to this topic are about the item
Sadly, I don't get to play many computer games anymore. I play mostly chess. But I...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
October 12, 2007 at 7:46 am
Steve Jones - Editor (10/7/2007)
Make sure you...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
October 9, 2007 at 9:39 am
Sorry for the delayed reply.
We are running SQL Server 2005 SP1.
I don't think the issue is limited to DTS packages, since job history is not being logged for any...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
October 5, 2007 at 10:14 am
I know I am a terrible estimator; it's definitely something I want to improve. For example, I thought this post would take me one minute to write and it ended...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
October 5, 2007 at 7:41 am
Deana Sanders (10/2/2007)
Good suggestion there. ...
Thanks, although I can't take credit for it. Someone else recommended it to me earlier. I hope there is another way to work around...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
October 4, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Steve Jones - Editor (10/2/2007)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
October 2, 2007 at 10:18 am
Should software companies "dog food" their own products?
Interesting question. It made me wonder whether the same questions are asked of other industries - do people who work at car companies...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 28, 2007 at 8:00 am
Jeff Moden (9/27/2007)
Keep Transactions Short and in One Batch
A deadlock typically occurs when several long-running transactions execute concurrently in the...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 27, 2007 at 11:51 am
I think in general most people pitch in when asked, and by and large that is a good thing. But I think it should be clear that a DBA (or...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 27, 2007 at 9:03 am
I completely agree with you, Steve.
The worst case scenario is that the employee gets some time off in an environment where at least there is SQL being discussed everywhere....
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 25, 2007 at 7:28 am
"Some folks here have stated they consider the power out to b an outage with their ap becuase the custmer is unable to use it.
OK, what if the customers machine...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 14, 2007 at 1:00 pm
I saw the same problem. You can also click the "Print This!" button at the top of the article, and the print format has the word wrap on.
HTH,
webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 14, 2007 at 8:29 am
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