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It would be helpful (for those of us who are curious but uninitiated) to add what SMO stands for, such as:
SQL Server Management Objects (SMO) ...
I got the above from...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 28, 2006 at 1:53 pm
I know I picked the wrong answer, but the poor wording of this choice made my decision harder:
"1. Add Bob to the Data Entry role and then DENY permission individually...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 27, 2006 at 8:56 am
Nice editorial. Thanks.
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 21, 2006 at 7:41 am
Hey, don't be so tough on yourself! I was just pointing out the difference from the way Google spells it, not criticizing your spelling. Sorry if it came across that...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 20, 2006 at 9:45 am
A googol (spelled that way, not the way Google spells it) is 10100, or a 1 followed by 100 zeroes.
A googolplex is 10googol, or 1 followed by a googol zeroes.
These...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 20, 2006 at 9:30 am
I like almost anything by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child. Their books tend toward the mystery/horror side, but I think they do a great job of incorporating technical details, and...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 16, 2006 at 10:24 am
My humble opinion is that relational database design is a lot harder than people think. It is even harder than a lot of developers think. Perhaps this is due to...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 15, 2006 at 8:34 am
Here's what I think.
For pure numbers, I think baseball needs the best database. I've heard that cricket is also similarly numbers-heavy.
For a sport that requires tons of data around the...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 9, 2006 at 7:43 am
Please tell me that the real name of the man on the ticket stub was changed to protect his identity. His real name is not relevant to the article's point,...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 22, 2006 at 7:59 am
I'm not sure where the article went out of scope, although I sympathize with your concern. The NSA article discusses important points about the risks of diving into projects without...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 18, 2006 at 8:21 am
Part of buggy software is due to lack of enough relevant testing, no doubt. But also poor requirements management is probably the greatest cause. In turn, a big part of...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 8, 2006 at 8:05 am
Usually I don't quibble with the question formatting/delivery, but this time I agree. One problem is the numbering vs. lettering. The other problem is that there was no "D" option...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 14, 2006 at 8:26 am
I was rooting for George Mason and LSU too. They had amazing runs. I'm not a sports expert, but I disagree with some of the commentators I heard who said...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 3, 2006 at 7:42 am
The synthax error seemed to me to be an archaic form of SQL error, perhaps dating from the Middle Ages. I imagine a difference in the SQL keywords, too:
SELECTETH *
FROMME...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 22, 2006 at 9:49 am
I'm going with Duke -- not a stretch, of course. But I made a fairly conventional bracket even though I agree that Memphis is an appealing underdog choice. The 5-vs-12...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 17, 2006 at 8:38 am
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