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Steve, you have hit the nail on the head with your editorial. The languages described certainly are important to learn, but SQL should really be on there -- in the...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
October 5, 2006 at 8:46 am
"Is advertising getting too annoying?"
Here are my humble opinions:
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 29, 2006 at 9:54 am
Do you mean Sandy Berger?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandy_Berger
🙂
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 25, 2006 at 7:09 am
Very Swiftian, and (I assume) you're joking.
But in all seriousness, spammers are not inflicting pain and suffering. Only virus creators (or spammers who willfully embed links to viruses in...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 14, 2006 at 2:58 pm
Yes, that is a more articulate explanation of my wondering how this would be enforced.
To me, it seems that spam is analogous to mimicry in the biological world. Just as...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 14, 2006 at 8:04 am
This sounds like a great idea, although I am not sure how it would be enforced.
And 3 seconds would calculate out to:
500,000 emails * 3 seconds = 1,500,000 seconds.
Or 25,000...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
September 14, 2006 at 7:55 am
I agree in general with your points.
But if the goal is to avoid confusion in the case of planets, they need to not use the word "planet" in describing...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
August 30, 2006 at 9:44 am
Interesting, thanks. But their definition still leaves some questions.
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
August 30, 2006 at 9:11 am
I have to agree. Although I can see that in some cases (whether the earth revolves around the sun versus the other way around), classifications need to be changed due...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
August 30, 2006 at 8:34 am
I find it hard to disagree with the gist of the editorial. It was especially effective to have us imagine life without certain functions that are nonstandard but essential to...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 31, 2006 at 3:18 pm
As a couple of others have pointed out, the question of being wired depends on how much people (both at work and in your personal life) respect when you are...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 7, 2006 at 8:51 am
True. The only thing I have seen that comes close to preventing inside jobs (aside from fairly ethical employees) is the nuclear launch system where two (or more) people need...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 6, 2006 at 8:07 am
"So once they [the NSA] crack the VPN password, they can then RDP to my desktop computer at work and enter it's password and help themselves to the data..... I...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 6, 2006 at 8:02 am
The blog makes what I think is a salient point about the possibility that companies can reach a stage of complacency, resulting in the culture that he (I assume it...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
July 5, 2006 at 10:08 am
(First, let me say that I tried to post a reply using Firefox and it seems to have been lost. So forgive me a duplicative post surfaces at some point.)
I'm...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 29, 2006 at 8:40 am
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