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I got this answer right because I was raked over the coals regarding % in the now famous SSC thread The T-SQL Quiz. The school of hard knocks, as...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
August 20, 2007 at 8:52 am
"What is irritating is when people get all in a huff about the 'greedy rich' and thinking that the reason these people are poor is because those people are rich."
I'm...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
August 14, 2007 at 3:47 pm
"Beware of programs implemented just for the sake of posturing ('Look at me, I'm doing something to help the poor!') More often than not, such programs are actually counterproductive. If...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
August 14, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Perhaps your pro-bono suggestion could be combined with a site similar to Donors Choose. Donors Choose is designed for teachers to propose projects they need but which their schools...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
August 14, 2007 at 7:32 am
Thanks - that makes a big difference!
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
August 13, 2007 at 8:12 am
Some constructive criticism: I see this has been mentioned, but the picture is of a Native American, not of a South Asian Indian.
I don't think this is an issue of...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
August 13, 2007 at 7:48 am
I think there are two ways that certification can be useful.
The first way is as a starting point for further growth. One can take a brief, whirlwind class that shows...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
August 8, 2007 at 7:55 am
This thread should be printed out and preserved in acrylic. It was as much a Rorschach test as a SQL test. The responses perfectly illustrate many of the good traits...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
August 3, 2007 at 10:06 am
Yes, I agree. All I was saying was that you eventually do need to learn real-world SQL, and learning only C.J. Date will not provide that.
In other words, I...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 13, 2007 at 1:31 pm
"His instinct is to simply ignore the things that he doesn't understand, and try to figure out how to accomplish the task anyway."
I think this is more of a problem...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 13, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Yes, I see your point. I think that programming theory (and relational theory) courses should be offerred, since they should be available to show students that if they want to...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 13, 2007 at 12:51 pm
So it really irritates me when I read editorials that say "we should be teaching more SQL" because if anything, we should be teaching LESS SQL and more relational theory,...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 13, 2007 at 9:47 am
Great editorial!
Also, there should be more practical SQL taught. Not enough students are taught real-world SQL or basic database design. Perhaps if there is a robot in the curriculum,...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 13, 2007 at 7:47 am
Hello Jeff,
Thanks for your function - I am very happy these threads live on!
I think you are right - SQL datetime formatting hasn't changed much as far as I...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 13, 2007 at 7:34 am
Thanks, Jeff!
I haven't had a chance to install your version, and luckily it looks like I will be able to allow the default SQL datetime formatting and the calling script...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
June 13, 2007 at 7:32 am
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