February 10, 2023 at 4:26 pm
As emphatically strong a suggestion as I can make...
If you get the opportunity to take the all-day class on SQL Server 2022 put on by Bob Ward of Microsoft, jump on it with both feet and a scream of victory. It is well worth your time. And when I say all this, I'm truly understating just how useful this was. I took it yesterday. I'm blown away and I've been working with 2022 for over a year now.
Just thought I'd share.
So, it'll help "Ward" off SQL Server demons and "Bob's your Uncle"" 😀 😀 😀 I'll never take such advice for "Granted". 😀 😀 😀
Ok... That probably sufficiently suffoncifies your daily requirement for "Dad Jokes" and, since you've now had "Mo-den enough" of them, I'll go back to my coffee now. I've really been "Jones-ing" for it 😀
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
February 10, 2023 at 4:55 pm
Jeff Moden wrote:Brandie Tarvin wrote:Talking about ChatGPT, has anyone seen this one yet? https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/08/tech/google-ai-bard-demo-error/index.html
<headdesk>
Yes... and they're making an big deal about it. ChatGPT is constantly providing incorrect answers about code and people and doing so in such a manner that someone that doesn't know better will believe the damned thing.
You're missing the entire point of this.
I had a discussion last night with one of the behavioral psychologists from my old job, Brilliant person. He's only 28 years old and thinks on an entirely different level. His contention is that AI will never be able to replace human learning because you cannot "program random". It's always going to be an algorithm. He expects it to die after people realize that it's wrong more often than not.
My come back is that ChatGPT, etc. will become very pervasive not because it produces CORRECT output, but because the output will eventually be good enough, and the companies can make money on it. If they market it the right way, the masses will buy into it. Right or wrong, if you sell something properly, people will buy it.
It's just a matter of how much control people are going to be willing to give it. For now it's just a fun gimmick but once people are willing to trust it with true decision making we'll see how it goes.
I could see a huge potential on the sales side, being confidently incorrect is pretty much the only real requirement for a career in marketing 😛
February 10, 2023 at 5:58 pm
Michael L John wrote:Jeff Moden wrote:Brandie Tarvin wrote:Talking about ChatGPT, has anyone seen this one yet? https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/08/tech/google-ai-bard-demo-error/index.html
<headdesk>
Yes... and they're making an big deal about it. ChatGPT is constantly providing incorrect answers about code and people and doing so in such a manner that someone that doesn't know better will believe the damned thing.
You're missing the entire point of this.
I had a discussion last night with one of the behavioral psychologists from my old job, Brilliant person. He's only 28 years old and thinks on an entirely different level. His contention is that AI will never be able to replace human learning because you cannot "program random". It's always going to be an algorithm. He expects it to die after people realize that it's wrong more often than not.
My come back is that ChatGPT, etc. will become very pervasive not because it produces CORRECT output, but because the output will eventually be good enough, and the companies can make money on it. If they market it the right way, the masses will buy into it. Right or wrong, if you sell something properly, people will buy it.
It's just a matter of how much control people are going to be willing to give it. For now it's just a fun gimmick but once people are willing to trust it with true decision making we'll see how it goes.
I could see a huge potential on the sales side, being confidently incorrect is pretty much the only real requirement for a career in marketing 😛
ChatGPT appears to generate answers by using the information it has gathered from reading a large number of documents and predicting the most probable word to follow the previous one, one word at a time. While it does not provide accurate responses in cases that require in-depth knowledge, it seems to excel in generating English text. For instance, a friend of my wife requested a "power of attorney" document, and ChatGPT was able to generate a comprehensive power of attorney document, including all necessary information, that seemed very well-written to me.
I think lawyers and document writers and anyone who makes a living from writing text should be most worried about it.
February 10, 2023 at 7:19 pm
February 10, 2023 at 7:50 pm
I could see a huge potential on the sales side, being confidently incorrect is pretty much the only real requirement for a career in marketing 😛
BWAAA-HAAA-HAAA!!!. Now there's a new term for me! Lovin' it and thanks! And, it applies to so many different things and can even be used as a replacement for what some people call "good enough" and "expert opion" and even supposed "Best Practice" claims. 😀
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
February 10, 2023 at 9:16 pm
https://ayende.com/blog/198945-B/on-ai-gpt-and-the-future-of-developers
Same problem in that article that many have. The author ends it with a conclusion of "My final conclusion is that this is a really awesome tool to assist you". The trouble is, the people asking it the questions are not capable of judging if the answer is correct or not unless they base that on whether it produces and error code or not.
His earlier statement about "spending more time reading code that writing it" is also spot on except the people that I'm talking about won't spend any time reading it and that's the real problem.
It will probably never be able to find the proverbial "purple squirrel" because, by consensus of methods found on the internet, it's not going to take the time to find the "purple squirrel" unless it got a huge amount of votes.
The really fun part about this is that one of the by products of "AI" is to make computers seem more human in intelligence. There is no question in my mind that "we're there" because {insert drum roll here} it's making the very same mistakes that humans make. 😀 😀
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
February 17, 2023 at 7:27 pm
Anyone ever hear this one?
One of our groups screwed up the perms on the server drives, and here is what they said.
Michael L John
If you assassinate a DBA, would you pull a trigger?
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http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/61537/
February 17, 2023 at 9:29 pm
Anyone ever hear this one?
One of our groups screwed up the perms on the server drives, and here is what they said.
Not sure I like how they worded it - but it does sound like they understand how it works. If you set the server to run using a domain account or a managed service account, the NT SERVICE account is still used for authentication. What it really means is that local policies (e.g. LPIM) and file\folder permissions are granted to the NT SERVICE account and not to the specified domain\gMSA account(s).
SQL Server permissions are assigned to the NT SERVICE accounts and not the individual domain\gMSA accounts.
Jeffrey Williams
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February 21, 2023 at 7:11 pm
So catching up and getting back into the forums here...
Saw the talk about the SQL conferences and this may be the first year I go to PASS Summit! When my supervisor gets back in the office I plan to raise the idea with him, it'll be in the "next" fiscal year so hopefully the budget will be there to cover the costs.
February 22, 2023 at 9:41 am
Welcome back Jasona
February 22, 2023 at 1:14 pm
So catching up and getting back into the forums here...
Saw the talk about the SQL conferences and this may be the first year I go to PASS Summit! When my supervisor gets back in the office I plan to raise the idea with him, it'll be in the "next" fiscal year so hopefully the budget will be there to cover the costs.
WOO HOO!!!
See you there. (fingers crossed)
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February 22, 2023 at 3:54 pm
So catching up and getting back into the forums here...
Saw the talk about the SQL conferences and this may be the first year I go to PASS Summit! When my supervisor gets back in the office I plan to raise the idea with him, it'll be in the "next" fiscal year so hopefully the budget will be there to cover the costs.
good luck and hope to see you there.
February 22, 2023 at 3:55 pm
SQLBits, but call for speakers closed months ago. That's the big one in the UK. Next is Relay. The call for speakers probably opens late spring. After that, Data Ceilie (sp?) in Ireland and then various Data & SQL Saturday events.
I can list some in europe too if you want.
Just wanted to say thanks on this again, Grant. Work has given me the green light for SQLBits; it's a bit (no pun intended) last minute though so all the hotels are pretty booked, but hoping to still get there. Hopefully I'll be looking forward to it. 🙂
Thom~
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February 22, 2023 at 4:00 pm
Just wanted to say thanks on this again, Grant. Work has given me the green light for SQLBits; it's a bit (no pun intended) last minute though so all the hotels are pretty booked, but hoping to still get there. Hopefully I'll be looking forward to it. 🙂
Excellent. hope to see you there.
February 22, 2023 at 6:47 pm
Just wanted to say thanks on this again, Grant. Work has given me the green light for SQLBits; it's a bit (no pun intended) last minute though so all the hotels are pretty booked, but hoping to still get there. Hopefully I'll be looking forward to it. 🙂
Oh, I didn't do a darned thing, but I'm very happy it worked out for you. Be sure you look me up at the event and say hi. I'll be around the Redgate boot pretty frequently if nowhere else.
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt
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