Cell Phone Horror Stories
These are some stories that show the downside of everyone having cell phones.
These are some stories that show the downside of everyone having cell phones.
The Index Wizard is a handy tool shipped as part of the SQL 7 Profiler that can analyze a set of SQL queries and suggest index changes that could improve their performance.
Global variables are a little known solution in Data Transformation Services (DTS). Often packages become "stale", where you must develop a package for each client.
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There is a web site devoted to humorous tales from the tech
support field. Check out these samples and submit your own.
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In SQL Server 2025, what is returned by this code:
SELECT EDIT_DISTANCE('Steve', 'Stan')
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