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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (12/10/2009)


    Roy Ernest (12/10/2009)


    To be honest, There are lots of Indians here who give other Indians a bad name... 🙁

    And plenty of Americans who give us a bad name. ...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Down to 30 degrees here in Memphis.



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (12/9/2009)


    jcrawf02 (12/9/2009)


    I have to say, jokes aside, I'm impressed with the group's psychic abilities, to be able to help someone with so little to work with. I...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (12/9/2009)


    Anyone see the spoon? 😛

    Someone needs feeding? 😀



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (12/9/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (12/9/2009)


    I always forget this one. How do you flip the "run faster" switch to the on position in SQL Server?

    exec sp_configure 'Run SQL Faster',1

    I've actually given that...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Lord helps those who help themselves.

    SSC takes care of the others.



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Bru Medishetty (12/9/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (12/9/2009)


    I always forget this one. How do you flip the "run faster" switch to the on position in SQL Server?

    I see 4 Switches on my Server,...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (12/9/2009)


    I always forget this one. How do you flip the "run faster" switch to the on position in SQL Server?

    You mean the turbo button on the 286 series...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Bru Medishetty (12/9/2009)


    Luke L (12/9/2009)


    Long story short, there's no local PASS chapter. You pretty much have to drive to Pittsburgh or Philly. However, if you're looking to start...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Bru Medishetty (12/8/2009)


    Thanks Alvin and Lynn, I shall start thinking about it.

    Thanks once again.

    You're welcome.

    First, I would look here: http://www.sqlpass.org/PASSChapters.aspx

    I looked but didn't see any, but I'm not as familiar...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Bru Medishetty (12/8/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (12/8/2009)


    Bru Medishetty (12/8/2009)


    RBarryYoung (12/8/2009)


    Not the usual, but I could use help with this one: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic830994-1199-1.aspx

    I am 80 miles from Philadelphia, need to know the time in...



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  • RE: Adding a column to view

    GilaMonster (12/8/2009)


    One thing, looking at the other thread you posted, is this a SQL Server 2000 database server? Or are you working with a different database engine, like Oracle?

    Gail, looks...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (12/8/2009)


    The Dixie Flatline (12/8/2009)


    Wow. This one must take some prize.

    :-P:-P:-P

    Forgive my cruel chuckle at your expense.

    Especially after the newest development. Don't even think it's SQL Server. More likely Oracle,...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Oops



    Alvin Ramard
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Hey Bob. Bring your tools Thursday night. We're gonna start building the ark after the meeting.



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