December 9, 2009 at 10:43 am
At least he's not asking you to do the syntax check for him.....
Gail Shaw
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December 9, 2009 at 10:47 am
Lynn Pettis (12/9/2009)
Anyone have a polite way of telling someone to learn how to debug their own code?I'm trying to help, but any time I try to write something about doing their own debugging at the moment it seems a bit caustic to me so I don't post it.
Send your caustic comment to me...I can post it:-D
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December 9, 2009 at 11:42 am
Lynn Pettis (12/9/2009)
How the .... did this person get a job in IT?????The force in this one is not only weak, I think it is nonexistant.
Same guy that wanted to know where the "go faster" switch was located.
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December 9, 2009 at 11:45 am
Lynn Pettis (12/9/2009)
How the .... did this person get a job in IT?????The force in this one is not only weak, I think it is nonexistant.
Well ... first you go to an online forum and ask about interview questions and their answers ....
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December 9, 2009 at 11:45 am
I have to say, jokes aside, I'm impressed with the group's psychic abilities, to be able to help someone with so little to work with. I think I've been giving you all too much information when I get stuck.:-D
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"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
December 9, 2009 at 11:54 am
jcrawf02 (12/9/2009)
I have to say, jokes aside, I'm impressed with the group's psychic abilities, to be able to help someone with so little to work with. I think I've been giving you all too much information when I get stuck.:-D
SOM while also ROTFLMAO!
December 9, 2009 at 11:59 am
Lynn Pettis (12/9/2009)
jcrawf02 (12/9/2009)
I have to say, jokes aside, I'm impressed with the group's psychic abilities, to be able to help someone with so little to work with. I think I've been giving you all too much information when I get stuck.:-DSOM while also ROTFLMAO!
Forget the spoon Lynn. Where's the shovel?!?
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December 9, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Gianluca Sartori (12/9/2009)
GilaMonster (12/9/2009)
exec sp_configure 'Run SQL Faster',1Wow! Thanks Gail, I'm trying immediately on my production server. :hehe:
Would you also recommend (as a fellow expert) turning on these switches?
exec sp_configure 'Auto Pilot',1exec sp_configure 'AI mode',1
Actually, I like to find the speed dial on the side of the Box, and then paint an eleven over then ten. 😀
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December 9, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Lynn Pettis (12/9/2009)
jcrawf02 (12/9/2009)
I have to say, jokes aside, I'm impressed with the group's psychic abilities, to be able to help someone with so little to work with. I think I've been giving you all too much information when I get stuck.:-DSOM while also ROTFLMAO!
Bring a pitch fork too
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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December 9, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Lynn Pettis (12/9/2009)
Anyone see the spoon? 😛
There is no spoon.
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December 9, 2009 at 12:10 pm
jcrawf02 (12/9/2009)
I have to say, jokes aside, I'm impressed with the group's psychic abilities, to be able to help someone with so little to work with. I think I've been giving you all too much information when I get stuck.:-D
Strong is the Force!
December 9, 2009 at 12:16 pm
RBarryYoung (12/9/2009)
Gianluca Sartori (12/9/2009)
GilaMonster (12/9/2009)
exec sp_configure 'Run SQL Faster',1Wow! Thanks Gail, I'm trying immediately on my production server. :hehe:
Would you also recommend (as a fellow expert) turning on these switches?
exec sp_configure 'Auto Pilot',1exec sp_configure 'AI mode',1
Actually, I like to find the speed dial on the side of the Box, and then paint an eleven over then ten. 😀
The preferred method I use - see if the bios is overclockable. Everything on the server can run faster.
A bit riskier than the paint method. But no visible signs of the system modification.
Greg E
December 9, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Lynn Pettis (12/9/2009)
How the .... did this person get a job in IT?????The force in this one is not only weak, I think it is nonexistant.
I just checked the guy's posting history. He's asked questions like, "How do I move a file at the OS level?"
I'm guessing he got trapped in an IT job by way of, "he knows how to do computer stuff".
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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December 9, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Hey Gus, how is it going on at your workplace? Are things settling down?
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