December 8, 2009 at 1:50 pm
The Dixie Flatline (12/8/2009)
Like Jack, I definitely hear Gail's accent, and hear Lynn as Yoda voice only when he yodaspeaks.Hopefully y'all have forgotten just how bad my southern drawl sounds.
I'm trying hard to forget that southern drawl but you keep reminding me on a monthly basis!!!!!!
:w00t:
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December 8, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Not the usual, but I could use help with this one: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic830994-1199-1.aspx
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December 8, 2009 at 1:57 pm
RBarryYoung (12/8/2009)
Not the usual, but I could use help with this one: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic830994-1199-1.aspx
That is not for me for sure... I could learn but not teach or give info. But I did give my first Presentation last week. That went fine... 🙂
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December 8, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Steve Jones - Editor (12/8/2009)
Every time I do Yoda it comes out Scooby-Doo.
Hey Scoobie...err Steve, where are you?
Your Scoobie now whenever I read something from you.
As for Alvin, well his picture says it all.
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December 8, 2009 at 2:18 pm
RBarryYoung (12/8/2009)
Not the usual, but I could use help with this one: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic830994-1199-1.aspx
Sorry, not unless you're paying airfare. (and probably not even then)
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December 8, 2009 at 2:23 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (12/8/2009)
Steve Jones - Editor (12/8/2009)
Every time I do Yoda it comes out Scooby-Doo.Hey Scoobie...err Steve, where are you?
Your Scoobie now whenever I read something from you.
As for Alvin, well his picture says it all.
Well at least I'm not combining the southern drawl with a French Canadian accent. Y'all would tink dat would be funny, eh? 😀
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December 8, 2009 at 2:25 pm
RBarryYoung (12/8/2009)
Not the usual, but I could use help with this one: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic830994-1199-1.aspx
I promise less than nothing, but I'll check my schedule and see what might already be in the way.
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December 8, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Y'all would tink dat would be funny, eh?
That sounds distinctly Cajun, Alvin.
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December 8, 2009 at 2:32 pm
The Dixie Flatline (12/8/2009)
Y'all would tink dat would be funny, eh?
That sounds distinctly Cajun, Alvin.
You have to admit Dixie, I do not sound like that Cajun chef Justin. "Tell ya what I'm gonna did." 😀
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December 8, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Hey Bob. Bring your tools Thursday night. We're gonna start building the ark after the meeting.
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December 8, 2009 at 2:41 pm
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December 8, 2009 at 2:42 pm
RBarryYoung (12/8/2009)
Not the usual, but I could use help with this one: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic830994-1199-1.aspx
I am 80 miles from Philadelphia, need to know the time in order to plan.
Please post the site info here, when available.
Looking forward to it.
Does any one have information about a SQL Server User Group near Harrisburg, PA. I tried searching but could not find any. Any help is much appreciated!
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December 8, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Wow. This one must take some prize.
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic830002-8-1.aspx
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December 8, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Wow. This one must take some prize.
:-P:-P:-P
Forgive my cruel chuckle at your expense.
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December 8, 2009 at 3:05 pm
The Dixie Flatline (12/8/2009)
Wow. This one must take some prize.
:-P:-P:-P
Forgive my cruel chuckle at your expense.
Especially after the newest development. Don't even think it's SQL Server. More likely Oracle, at least from the look of the procedure that the same user has posted - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic831043-8-1.aspx
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