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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (12/11/2009)


    GSquared (12/11/2009)


    On the subject of beer, one of my favorite jokes is that the human body is the world's most efficient machine at turning European beer into American...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - Editor (12/11/2009)


    Speaking of beer....

    I got an email today from Red Gate, the subject was "108 bottles of beer and 16 pizzas"

    The rest of the email was "in...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (12/11/2009)


    A googolplex bottles of beer on the wall, a googolplex bottles of beer.....

    Someone going to flatline!!

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (12/11/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (12/11/2009)


    GSquared (12/11/2009)


    On the subject of beer, one of my favorite jokes is that the human body is the world's most efficient machine at turning European beer into...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SET NOCOUNT ON

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (12/11/2009)


    On the subject of beer, one of my favorite jokes is that the human body is the world's most efficient machine at turning European beer into American beer. ...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (12/11/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (12/11/2009)


    GSquared (12/11/2009)


    select cast(Number as varchar(10)) + ' bottles of beer on the wall

    ' + cast(Number as varchar(10)) + ' bottles of beer

    take one down, pass it around'

    from...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (12/11/2009)


    select cast(Number as varchar(10)) + ' bottles of beer on the wall

    ' + cast(Number as varchar(10)) + ' bottles of beer

    take one down, pass it around'

    from dbo.Numbers

    where Number between...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    bitbucket-25253 (12/11/2009)


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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GabyYYZ (12/11/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (12/11/2009)


    GabyYYZ (12/11/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (12/11/2009)


    Sometimes, you just have to question people.

    Was the original post a request or a command? (or is it a followup to another thread...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (12/11/2009)


    It took me 20 minutes to get Thread-current this morning. For a minute, I was worried that I had completely missed the 10,000th...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (12/10/2009)


    GSquared (12/10/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (12/10/2009)


    Roy Ernest (12/10/2009)

    I dont fall under that category..I know nothing.... I know nothing... :w00t:

    Dating myself here, but I actually hear Sgt Shultz from Hogan's Heros!...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    hmmm, what's the celebration plans for when the Thread reaches 10000?

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Roy Ernest (12/10/2009)


    I dont fall under that category..I know nothing.... I know nothing... :w00t:

    Wait a minute... What is nothing?:ermm:

    If you know you know nothing then you know something.

    :w00t:

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (12/10/2009)


    Roy Ernest (12/10/2009)

    I dont fall under that category..I know nothing.... I know nothing... :w00t:

    Dating myself here, but I actually hear Sgt Shultz from Hogan's Heros! :w00t:

    I'm in that...

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