Are the posted questions getting worse?
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GilaMonster (12/8/2009)
The Dixie Flatline (12/8/2009)
Wow. This one must take some prize.
:-P:-P:-P
Forgive my cruel chuckle at your expense.
Especially after the newest development. Don't even think it's SQL Server. More likely Oracle, at least from the look of the procedure that the same user has posted - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic831043-8-1.aspx
He's definitely not qualified for what he was asked to do.
Alvin Ramard
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GilaMonster (12/8/2009)
Wow. This one must take some prize.:-P:hehe::Wow::unsure:
How about you teaching basics to this guy
Session 1 -- Using Books Online
Session 2 -- Using Management Studio
Session 3 -- Parsing T-SQL Statements
Session 4 -- Copying T-SQL Code and pasting in SSC.
(Airfare and taxifare borne by the user)
Edited: Oops came to know that is not even SQL Server.
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Bru Medishetty (12/8/2009)
How about you teaching basics to this guySession 1 -- Using Books Online
Session 2 -- Using Management Studio
Session 3 -- Parsing T-SQL Statements
Session 4 -- Copying T-SQL Code and pasting in SSC.
(Airfare and taxifare borne by the user)
Session 0 -- Distinguishing between Oracle and SQL Server
You couldn't pay me enough to put up with that.
Gail Shaw
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GilaMonster (12/8/2009)
Bru Medishetty (12/8/2009)
GilaMonster (12/8/2009)
Wow. This one must take some prize.:-P:hehe::Wow::unsure:
How about you teaching basics to this guy
Session 1 -- Using Books Online
Session 2 -- Using Management Studio
Session 3 -- Parsing T-SQL Statements
Session 4 -- Copying T-SQL Code and pasting in SSC.
(Airfare and taxifare borne by the user)
Session 0 -- Distinguishing between Oracle and SQL Server
How to ?:unsure:
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Bru Medishetty (12/8/2009)
RBarryYoung (12/8/2009)
Not the usual, but I could use help with this one: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic830994-1199-1.aspxI am 80 miles from Philadelphia, need to know the time in order to plan.
Please post the site info here, when available.
Looking forward to it.
Does any one have information about a SQL Server User Group near Harrisburg, PA. I tried searching but could not find any. Any help is much appreciated!
If you can't find one, start one. There are several people on this site that have done so, and I'm sure they would provide you some guidance.
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Lynn Pettis (12/8/2009)
Bru Medishetty (12/8/2009)
RBarryYoung (12/8/2009)
Not the usual, but I could use help with this one: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic830994-1199-1.aspxI am 80 miles from Philadelphia, need to know the time in order to plan.
Please post the site info here, when available.
Looking forward to it.
Does any one have information about a SQL Server User Group near Harrisburg, PA. I tried searching but could not find any. Any help is much appreciated!
If you can't find one, start one. There are several people on this site that have done so, and I'm sure they would provide you some guidance.
I thought about that idea, but was not sure I would qualify to be a PASS chapter founding member. I am not yet that level of speaking in communities. So wanted to initially join a SSUG and plan about setting up one later.
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Bru Medishetty (12/8/2009)
Lynn Pettis (12/8/2009)
Bru Medishetty (12/8/2009)
RBarryYoung (12/8/2009)
Not the usual, but I could use help with this one: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic830994-1199-1.aspxI am 80 miles from Philadelphia, need to know the time in order to plan.
Please post the site info here, when available.
Looking forward to it.
Does any one have information about a SQL Server User Group near Harrisburg, PA. I tried searching but could not find any. Any help is much appreciated!
If you can't find one, start one. There are several people on this site that have done so, and I'm sure they would provide you some guidance.
I thought about that idea, but was not sure I would qualify to be a PASS chapter founding member. I am not yet that level of speaking in communities. So wanted to initially join a SSUG and plan about setting up one later.
You don't have to know anything about SQL Server to start a PASS chapter.
Alvin Ramard
Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]
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Alvin Ramard (12/8/2009)
Bru Medishetty (12/8/2009)
Lynn Pettis (12/8/2009)
Bru Medishetty (12/8/2009)
RBarryYoung (12/8/2009)
Not the usual, but I could use help with this one: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic830994-1199-1.aspxI am 80 miles from Philadelphia, need to know the time in order to plan.
Please post the site info here, when available.
Looking forward to it.
Does any one have information about a SQL Server User Group near Harrisburg, PA. I tried searching but could not find any. Any help is much appreciated!
If you can't find one, start one. There are several people on this site that have done so, and I'm sure they would provide you some guidance.
I thought about that idea, but was not sure I would qualify to be a PASS chapter founding member. I am not yet that level of speaking in communities. So wanted to initially join a SSUG and plan about setting up one later.
You don't have to know anything about SQL Server to start a PASS chapter.
See what I mean? Here's someone already helping. Roy is another, he started one where he lives as well.
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GilaMonster (12/8/2009)
You couldn't pay me enough to put up with that.Gail, I just saw that you edited it by the time I replied last time.
The OP may announce $100,000 reward to "Anyone who can add a Column in a View inside Oracle from SQL Server " (Without using Linked Server)
Restrictions Apply - Must be able to do it using the below script
ALTER VIEW XYZADD Column char(1) [DEFAULT 0]
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Lynn Pettis (12/8/2009)
Alvin Ramard (12/8/2009)
Bru Medishetty (12/8/2009)
Lynn Pettis (12/8/2009)
Bru Medishetty (12/8/2009)
RBarryYoung (12/8/2009)
Not the usual, but I could use help with this one: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic830994-1199-1.aspxI am 80 miles from Philadelphia, need to know the time in order to plan.
Please post the site info here, when available.
Looking forward to it.
Does any one have information about a SQL Server User Group near Harrisburg, PA. I tried searching but could not find any. Any help is much appreciated!
If you can't find one, start one. There are several people on this site that have done so, and I'm sure they would provide you some guidance.
I thought about that idea, but was not sure I would qualify to be a PASS chapter founding member. I am not yet that level of speaking in communities. So wanted to initially join a SSUG and plan about setting up one later.
You don't have to know anything about SQL Server to start a PASS chapter.
See what I mean? Here's someone already helping. Roy is another, he started one where he lives as well.
Thanks Alvin and Lynn, I shall start thinking about it.
Thanks once again.
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Bru Medishetty (12/8/2009)
Thanks Alvin and Lynn, I shall start thinking about it.
Thanks once again.
You're welcome.
First, I would look here: http://www.sqlpass.org/PASSChapters.aspx
I looked but didn't see any, but I'm not as familiar with the area so I may have missed something. Also keep in mind that not all SQL related User groups are official PASS Chapters.
Next, try http://www.UserGroupSupportServices.com This is the "official" support community for "Microsoft technology" related user groups.
Next, try contacting people from other nearby groups. They may know.
Contact the people at PASS when you think you might be ready to start your own PASS Chapter. I'd start with Blythe Morrow. They'll let you know what you need to do and they'll help you get things going.
Don't be afraid to ask questions here. I'm only 1 of at least 4 leaders that frequent the thread.
Alvin Ramard
Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]
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Alvin Ramard (12/8/2009)
Don't be afraid to ask questions here. I'm only 1 of at least 4 leaders that frequent the thread.Thanks Alvin and appreciate your time. I would surely look into it.
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Bru Medishetty (12/8/2009)
GilaMonster (12/8/2009)
You couldn't pay me enough to put up with that.Gail, I just saw that you edited it by the time I replied last time.
The OP may announce $100,000 reward to "Anyone who can add a Column in a View inside Oracle from SQL Server " (Without using Linked Server)
Restrictions Apply - Must be able to do it using the below script
ALTER VIEW XYZADD Column char(1) [DEFAULT 0]
Here is my attempt, now give me my 100K
+
=
Thus we have added a column with a view to an Oracle of Delphi, and all of this will stored in SQL Server...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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CirquedeSQLeil (12/8/2009)
Here is my attempt, now give me my 100KTried to transfer your 100K, got this error...
Msg 253, Level 16, State 0, Line 1
Cannot convert a char value to money. The char value has incorrect syntax :unsure:
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Bru Medishetty (12/8/2009)
Alvin Ramard (12/8/2009)
Don't be afraid to ask questions here. I'm only 1 of at least 4 leaders that frequent the thread.Thanks Alvin and appreciate your time. I would surely look into it.
Bru,
Definitely check out the PASS web site like Alvin mentioned and you can also contact blythe.morrow@sqlpass.org as she is the person in the PASS office that works with chapters. She will definitely try to help you find a group and if there isn't one help you start a group. It's actually part of her job. You can say that I gave you her email, I don't know if it'll help or hurt, but she does know me.
Jack Corbett
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