The Fringe Festival

I was lucky enough to take a vacation a decade ago in Edinburgh with my wife. She came over to the UK with me for a quick trip. We...

Demo for Parameter Sniffing and Memory Grant Feedback

Disclaimer: The following is built with Claude Code. Just need to justify my $100/mo subscription cost. This was meant for a private demo so I can learn more about...

My Social Media Rules

I developed these rules a while back, before COVID. I had a period of self-reflection when I realized I was spending time wastefully arguing with folks on the various...

Why Use TRY_PARSE(): #SQLNewBlogger

Someone asked why I would use TRY_PARSE after I posted a question at SQL Server Central: Getting the Average. Isn’t is slower? A fair question. This quick post looks...

A Guatemalan's Guide to Drinking Coffee Properly

My mugI grew up surrounded by coffee farms in Guatemala and somehow spent most of my adult life drinking whatever was closest, usually instant, usually while standing over the...

T-SQL Tuesday #201 - Temp Tables, Friend or Foe?

T-SQL Tuesday is a monthly blog party hosted by a different community member each month. This month, Jeff Taylor
(blog) asks us for our take on temp tables:

So, do you...

Excellent article on securing msdb

Fabiano Amorim has written an excellent article at Simple Talk on securing msdb. Here's why you should read it if you're a DBA or security professional.

T-SQL Tuesday #201: Temp Tables

This month we have a new host, which I am grateful for. So many people have stopped blogging that it’s a challenge to keep this going. Jeff Taylor has...

When Do You Reach For A #temp Table?

I needed to do some research because there is more to #temp tables than simply creating one and using it. As I started digging into the topic, I realized...

Accept the no and move on

Here is a short emotional intelligence (EI) post for today, courtesy of Seth Godin. When we are rejected, whatever the situation, many of us want to know why. We...