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Brian LeBlanc (3/11/2009)
I got it right and didn't even answer it... I guess I answered it right tomorrow. :hehe:
Lucky you. I got the question wrong without even answering it....
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 11, 2009 at 8:10 am
jpowers (3/4/2009)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 4, 2009 at 11:43 am
Chad Crawford (3/4/2009)
.786 isn't a valid millisecond for the datetime datatype...
All datetimes end in either .xx0, .xx3 or .xx7
.xx9, .xx0 and .xx1 are rounded up/down to .xx0
.xx2, .xx3, .xx4...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 4, 2009 at 10:13 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (3/4/2009)
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I'm going to go with:
b) 2009-02-09 16:35:56.789
UPDATE: I ran the result and got c) 2009-02-09 16:33:56.790. (My original second choice.) Why do the milliseconds get rounded up?
Thanks,
webrunner
It's the...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 4, 2009 at 8:35 am
***********SPOILER ALERT***********
john.arnott (3/3/2009)
For one additional degree of difficulty: What's the result from this query?
select DATEADD(HOUR,5,DATEADD(MINUTE,-59,'2009-02-09 12:34:56.789'))
a) 2009-02-09 07:34:57.789
b) 2009-02-09 16:35:56.789
c) 2009-02-09 16:33:56.790
d) 2009-02-09 16:35:56.790
I'm going to go with:
b) 2009-02-09...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 4, 2009 at 6:54 am
Hi Steve,
I got this message in place of the daily SQL Server Central newsletter. Was there a problem with the outgoing message?
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 27, 2009 at 7:00 am
Thanks for the article. As you said, I hope I will never need it - though just last week I saw the first, trivial, error that I repaired with the...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 17, 2009 at 8:03 am
Fiendish question, yet practical. (I got it wrong by choosing 1,4,5,7,8)
Nice work.
Thanks,
webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 11, 2009 at 6:59 am
Thanks, Jeff,
This is good advice for any type of forum post for help. But especially useful for SQL.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 9, 2009 at 9:09 am
Good question (though I got it wrong :(). The only quibble I have with the formatting is the use of the term "function(s)" in the question.
The "(s)" doesn't make sense...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 6, 2009 at 7:44 am
Here are the movies from 2008 that I highly recommend:
Doubt
The Dark Knight
Juno
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
WALL·E
Kung Fu Panda
Mamma Mia!
I'd also recommend Eagle Eye, Iron Man, and The Hulk. They...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 30, 2009 at 9:59 am
Congratulations, Steve!!!
You've earned it - even if you do wear a t-shirt in your photo[/url]! :w00t:
(See the discussion to get the joke.)
Cheers,
webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 30, 2009 at 9:35 am
I think this may be a more general database technology problem than a specific feature lacking in SQL Server, but I wish there were some way to load balance databases....
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 23, 2009 at 11:40 am
Stephanie J Brown (1/13/2009)
Steve Jones - Editor (1/13/2009)
OK, I'm really confused now. I was going to change the picture to a new shirt, but most people like the shirt.
Allow...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 13, 2009 at 9:50 am
majorbloodnock (1/13/2009)
gcopeland (1/13/2009)
majorbloodnock (1/13/2009)
Given your stated opinions earlier in this thread, I think Steve can fairly safely take that as a compliment. 😉
Given "my stated opinions"...Is that the best you...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 13, 2009 at 9:27 am
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