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It's not just an issue regarding DBAs. There are several closely related and legitimate job roles that involve using SQL and databases (reporting, programmer analyst, etc.), and it's amazing how...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 11, 2009 at 7:39 am
Nice question. A simple explanation, but it requires attention to detail.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 6, 2009 at 7:03 am
Brad M. McGehee (5/5/2009)
Rob (5/5/2009)
I wonder how many people have actually made a choice to be a DBA? - Like 'I want to be a doctor, lawyer etc'
I have asked...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 5, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Bill Richards (5/5/2009)
I have a BS degree in Computer Science.
How did you get from where you started to where you are today?
My degree...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 5, 2009 at 8:48 am
Ram Mohan Reddy (5/5/2009)
Out Put is : 0Warning message wasn't showing in any of the versions (2000 and 2005)
Did you try looking in the Messages tab or setting the results...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 5, 2009 at 7:48 am
BA English
DB certification program about 10 years ago.
My route to DBA was via encyclopedia publishing, where I learned about databases while managing the editing stages of the writing. I never...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
May 5, 2009 at 7:28 am
I have a general question - can virtualization play a part in HA? In other words, is it possible to have a setup where a SQL cluster is not needed...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 28, 2009 at 7:09 am
Nice question. One thing would have made it harder: having a fake string conversion error as an option. Honestly, I did not know that LEFT does an implicit conversion, but...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 21, 2009 at 6:51 am
Mike (4/16/2009)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 16, 2009 at 10:58 am
I didn't even know the MDX usage, so I probably would've gotten this wrong anyway. But another comment I have is about the ambiguity of '-' as it relates to...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 14, 2009 at 6:42 am
Jack Corbett (4/6/2009)
webrunner (4/6/2009)
So, my basic proposal is to (1) have a clear, short list of rules to follow that is (2) presented to the user before they can...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 6, 2009 at 9:37 am
Dennis Wagner (4/6/2009)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 6, 2009 at 8:20 am
Grant Fritchey (3/28/2009)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 29, 2009 at 10:06 am
GSquared (3/27/2009)
In your example, it...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 27, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Bob Hovious (3/11/2009)
...Has anyone else applied the latest HotFix to sp_MSGoBackInTime ??
Yes, but after an awkward incident wherein Sarah Connor ran by me pursued by a mean-looking cyborg, I thought...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 11, 2009 at 8:37 am
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