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Sean Lange (3/5/2015)
DBCC TIMEWARP is active again I see. We have a question from the future about a deprecated feature. :w00t:
Ha ha
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 11, 2015 at 8:26 am
Thanks, Steve!
I had no idea this function existed. Much appreciated.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 10, 2015 at 11:54 am
Thanks for the question. It is curious that anything except ints would be allowed for identity, but OK.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 9, 2015 at 10:36 am
Thanks!! I can't wait to try out this script.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 26, 2015 at 7:31 am
Great question - I learned something important from this one. Thanks!
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 26, 2015 at 7:29 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (2/4/2015)
Comments posted to this topic are about the item <A HREF="/questions/Security/121685/">Login options</A>
Thanks for the question. I got it wrong but learned something.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 5, 2015 at 9:25 am
Thanks for the thought-provoking question!
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
February 3, 2015 at 8:10 am
Thanks for the question. That's pretty funky.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 30, 2015 at 3:41 pm
krishna.vanne (1/29/2015)
I am in the same boat with similar questions. Please let me know if you found any answers? Or if some one has any answers.Thanks!
No one responded to my...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 29, 2015 at 1:33 pm
Richard Warr (1/23/2015)
Carlo Romagnano (1/23/2015)
Extremely easy!Why do people get it wrong?
Not everybody here is an expert. People come here to learn what, to you, may be simple.
+1
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 23, 2015 at 7:35 am
Thanks for the script.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 22, 2015 at 9:36 am
edwardwill (1/19/2015)
I would have found this easier if there had actually been a question.
+1
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 20, 2015 at 8:14 am
Thanks for the interesting question.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 15, 2015 at 11:36 am
DonlSimpson (1/14/2015)
MyDoggieJessie (1/14/2015)
"COUNT()" returns total number of rows, irrespective of the contents...unless a specific column is specified that contains a NULL value, then those will be omitted
That's not quite right....
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 14, 2015 at 8:43 am
Great, thought-provoking question. Thanks.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
January 12, 2015 at 8:02 am
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