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I've seen even crazier stuff on YouTube - like someone walking down the street just swipes a laptop off someone's outdoor cafe table while the person is sitting there using...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 14, 2015 at 7:48 am
MyDoggieJessie (4/7/2015)
This assumes that you have a schema in the database named "tmp" otherwise it fails because the schema does not exist.
Yes! Not to be too literal, but simply running...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 9, 2015 at 7:24 am
Thanks - good question.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 7, 2015 at 8:20 am
Grant Fritchey (4/1/2015)
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
April 3, 2015 at 1:54 pm
Stephanie J Brown (3/31/2015)
David.Poole (3/31/2015)
I feel that what is needed is a schema version aware rule where there is an option to validate the existing data against an updated rule...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 31, 2015 at 12:43 pm
Mostly SSMS, but I am starting to use SSDT more, and would like to learn more SSDT best practices to make the most of it. Seems quite complex to me.
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 31, 2015 at 9:02 am
"in much the same way that rabbits seem to run straight for the wheels of your car. " Gruesome but such an accurate comparison! LOL
Thanks for the article, Phil.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 31, 2015 at 8:39 am
Thanks for the question! I got it wrong but learned something.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 31, 2015 at 8:33 am
Thanks! Great question.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 25, 2015 at 8:28 am
Thanks for the question. But shouldn't the SSC assistant's name be Little Stevie? 😉
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 23, 2015 at 8:53 am
Thanks for the question!
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 16, 2015 at 8:10 am
Eirikur Eiriksson (3/15/2015)
webrunner (3/13/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (3/13/2015)
Is it simply blocking or is it dead-locking?😎
A comic situation would be two threads trying to write to the deadlock file at the same time...:-D
Hello,...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 16, 2015 at 7:16 am
Eirikur Eiriksson (3/13/2015)
Is it simply blocking or is it dead-locking?😎
A comic situation would be two threads trying to write to the deadlock file at the same time...:-D
Hello, thanks for your...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 13, 2015 at 3:22 pm
Hello,
Do you mean you are getting an error when trying to include the exact string ' "House Name" '? (Added single quotes to emphasize that the exact string is "House...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 13, 2015 at 2:49 pm
Thanks, Steve! Great question.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
March 13, 2015 at 8:27 am
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