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manik123 (12/31/2014)
Very nice question.... +1 😀
+2 😀
Thanks, Steve!
I wish everyone out there in SSC land a healthy and happy new year.
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 31, 2014 at 8:52 am
Thanks, Gianluca! That was the information I needed.
Thanks also Shafat for your response.
Sincerely,
webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 19, 2014 at 7:49 am
Good question, thanks.
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 17, 2014 at 2:22 pm
Thanks for the question. I fell for the trick and got it wrong, but now I know why.
Thanks again!
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 17, 2014 at 2:13 pm
Lowell (12/9/2014)
it looks like technically there are two [myuser] users, in two different databases.
they only get JOINED to be the same person when you use...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 9, 2014 at 12:24 pm
Thanks for your reply!
First, some additional info.
1. It is definitely a table, not a view.
2. I did get back the user 'mylogin' with the suser_name() query that you suggested.
3. Curiously,...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 8, 2014 at 1:15 pm
ksatpute123 (12/1/2014)
bharatmehra76 (11/30/2014)
Can you tell me reason behind this?
You can start with this:
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1488704-391-1.aspx
If you are a beginner then you need to understand how DELETE, DROP and TRUNCATE work instead...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 1, 2014 at 8:24 am
Great question, thanks!
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
December 1, 2014 at 8:23 am
"3114 B.C. is the start of the Mayan calendar."
I wonder whether the Mayans used "May-SQL" 😀
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
November 25, 2014 at 7:52 am
Really cool. Thanks!
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
November 24, 2014 at 2:01 pm
ianstirk (11/16/2014)
Typically only a small number of rows have changed recently (unless there's been a table defrag), I want a small number of rows, so 22 seems appropriate... 11 or...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
November 19, 2014 at 2:05 pm
Thanks for this reply!
I'll review your suggestions and come up with a design. I see what you mean about tracking the history/auditing can be treated separately.
The particular problem I have...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
November 17, 2014 at 2:27 pm
Thanks for this! But why select the top 22 only?
- webrunner
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
November 15, 2014 at 8:54 pm
Thanks for the question. However, something about the list of radio button options made me think the only option worth picking was that the queries give the same result, which...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
November 2, 2014 at 1:49 pm
Iwas Bornready (10/31/2014)
I guess (wrong) that since 7 was your favorite number and you were giving away 7 points, it had to be 7. How cruel is that?
I know! I...
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
October 31, 2014 at 8:12 am
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