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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    L' Eomot Inversé (9/21/2011)

    Stefan Krzywicki (9/21/2011)

    If anyone is interested in helping me get archaic Oracle to work with modern SQL Server

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1178868-1044-1.aspx

    Of course, it isn't like Oracle has actually changed much...

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    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

    September 21, 2011 at 11:37 am

    #1384708

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    L' Eomot Inversé (9/21/2011)

    LutzM (9/21/2011)

    Gianluca Sartori (9/21/2011)

    ...

    :-D:hehe:

    Today we had an Oracle consultant (BI systems engineer, not a DBA) in our offices and I was discussing some (very serious) issues with...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

    September 21, 2011 at 11:36 am

    #1384705

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gianluca Sartori (9/21/2011)

    Stefan Krzywicki (9/21/2011)

    Ninja's_RGR'us (9/21/2011)

    Stefan Krzywicki (9/21/2011)

    Gianluca Sartori (9/21/2011)

    Stefan Krzywicki (9/21/2011)

    I know a few people here have used Oracle quite a bit over the last year or so. I'm...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

    September 21, 2011 at 11:17 am

    #1384691

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    If anyone is interested in helping me get archaic Oracle to work with modern SQL Server

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1178868-1044-1.aspx

    Of course, it isn't like Oracle has actually changed much in the last 40 years,...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

    September 21, 2011 at 11:16 am

    #1384688

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ninja's_RGR'us (9/21/2011)

    Stefan Krzywicki (9/21/2011)

    Gianluca Sartori (9/21/2011)

    Stefan Krzywicki (9/21/2011)

    I know a few people here have used Oracle quite a bit over the last year or so. I'm having trouble creating a...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

    September 21, 2011 at 10:46 am

    #1384672

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gianluca Sartori (9/21/2011)

    Stefan Krzywicki (9/21/2011)

    I know a few people here have used Oracle quite a bit over the last year or so. I'm having trouble creating a linked server connection...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

    September 21, 2011 at 10:42 am

    #1384669

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I know a few people here have used Oracle quite a bit over the last year or so. I'm having trouble creating a linked server connection to an Oracle database....

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

    September 21, 2011 at 10:18 am

    #1384643

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jim Murphy (9/21/2011)

    My mother in law just died last night. Been a rough few weeks. She was old and in a nursing home for a while, so it was expected....

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

    September 21, 2011 at 9:41 am

    #1384619

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    A friend of mine posted this and I had to repost it here.

    A DBA walks into a NOSQL bar, but he turns around and leaves. He couldn't find a table.

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

    September 21, 2011 at 8:55 am

    #1384561

  • RE: How to loop through SQL Table from SSIS to get file names and export

    sullyf50 (9/19/2011)

    do you have a examples How to loop through SQL Table from SSIS to get file names and export

    all i wanyt is to export all table from a database...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

    September 21, 2011 at 7:53 am

    #1384501

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    WayneS (9/16/2011)

    Gianluca Sartori (9/16/2011)

    WayneS (9/16/2011)

    Question for those that blog (preferably with WordPress) and post code on their blog - what code syntax tool do you use? I'm using WP-SynHighlight, but...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

    September 20, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    #1384255

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (9/14/2011)

    Changing the topic for a moment, I'd like to beg some ideas from the group, again.

    I'm tasked with writing another article. This one is all about the scary,...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

    September 14, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    #1381552

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    ALZDBA (9/14/2011)

    We get to hear "Ho, ho, hoo" at SQLPASS 2011 !!!!

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Exceptional+DBA+Awards/75988/

    Congratulations Jeff !!

    Congratulations Jeff!

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

    September 14, 2011 at 8:21 am

    #1381322

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (9/14/2011)

    I doubt anyone is still interested, but yesterday, the data about poverty in the US was updated. The stats are bad (thank you incompetent/malignant federal government and Federal...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

    September 14, 2011 at 8:20 am

    #1381321

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/13/2011)

    New building looking good for the horses:

    You could store a small plane in there!

    You doing it yourself or are contractors putting it up?

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

    September 13, 2011 at 9:07 am

    #1380734

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