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j-1064772 (4/29/2016)
Sioban Krzywicki (4/28/2016)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 29, 2016 at 9:12 am
John Mitchell-245523 (4/29/2016)
Sergiy (4/28/2016)
The names don't affect performance or quality of the code anyway.
It's not a bad coding...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 29, 2016 at 9:11 am
The problem is the system is littered with this kind of bad naming. It's an established and large database. They've got columns like
number
version
start_date
and many more. They won't approve renaming unless...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 28, 2016 at 1:13 pm
I keep trying to convince people that the most secure database would be one where they can't use alphanumeric table and column names. I created one that's all pipes like...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 28, 2016 at 12:58 pm
Yeah, but this is an existing column that I want to rename and they're going to want a performance reason
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 28, 2016 at 12:44 pm
Management throwing people under the bus. Again. Nothing more.
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
November 16, 2015 at 7:10 am
anthony.green (10/28/2015)
If services.msc, go to SQL...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
October 28, 2015 at 9:48 am
Shawn Melton (10/27/2015)
It depends on what is your script doing, can you provide the script or an example? What version of SQL Server?
It never gets to the script. It is...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
October 28, 2015 at 7:55 am
djackson 22568 (7/29/2015)
Sioban Krzywicki (7/29/2015)
GeorgeCopeland (7/29/2015)
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
July 29, 2015 at 8:30 am
GeorgeCopeland (7/29/2015)
Programmers resent efforts to make them fit in with people who can't program.
I'm just saying, if you want bonding, good mentoring is the way to do it. And each...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
July 29, 2015 at 7:28 am
GeorgeCopeland (7/29/2015)
I have been on a lot of development teams. On every single one, the culture was this: if you can't program, we will eat you alive.
And that's too bad....
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
July 29, 2015 at 7:13 am
The biggest problem in IT today is the "can they fit in" problem. The problem is that people use this to justify racism, sexism, homophobia and transphobia. One of the...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
July 29, 2015 at 6:33 am
GilaMonster (7/23/2015)
I don't know how things are done in the US, but here 75% is the threshold for a degree to be awarded "With Distinction"
Congratulations
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
July 23, 2015 at 11:27 am
Wondering what you all would say if you were presented with a NoSQL system being developed for all your data and were told "It isn't meant to be ACID"
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
July 23, 2015 at 8:26 am
It has long bothered me that this is such a vague, catch-all term. We're supposed to be about precision, but can't bother to be precise about the different specialties in...
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
June 29, 2015 at 6:51 am
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