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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Evil Kraig F (9/12/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (9/12/2011)


    Yes I have been rude. I've also apologized, edit and excused myself many times.

    Not something Joe's been doing AFAIK.

    Also while far from perfect, I don't...

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    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Cursor Causing Performance Issues

    CELKO (9/11/2011)


    >> Sorry, I don't buy it. A4, "Letter" size, "Legal" size and Greenbar are all different sizes. Which is the "normal" field of vision? The reason paper is the...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Cursor Causing Performance Issues

    CELKO (9/11/2011)


    One page? Define "page". Are you still printing everything out on greenbar paper? Where the hell are you still finding greenbar paper? Hilarious how you complain about doing things...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Cursor Causing Performance Issues

    CELKO (9/11/2011)


    While temp tables in the Sybase/SQL Server model can be indexed, constrained, etc. nobody does.

    Speak for yourself. I do and I know others who do.

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (9/11/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (9/11/2011)


    Weeks! Ugh. When my fiancee got hit by a bus, the main body panel and both passenger side doors were damaged and the biggest time suck was...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (9/11/2011)


    That's the driver's door. it's a 2-door car.

    Sorry, looking at it through American eyes. I thought that was the passenger side.

    The panel with the dent is a single piece...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (9/11/2011)


    Grr. Minor car accident friday, hard drive failure yesterday. Can i send this weekend back for a refund please?

    Minor accident very minor, it's mostly about the shear inconvenience resulting...

    Looks...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Cursor Causing Performance Issues

    CELKO (9/10/2011)


    Another good rule of thumb is that no procedure should be longer than one page.

    One page? Define "page". Are you still printing everything out on greenbar paper? Where...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (9/8/2011)


    I've missed 24HoP due to work not liking streaming (I really need a telecommute job) and other responsibilities last night.

    I believe I'll be seeing Grant on...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (9/7/2011)


    SQLkiwi (9/7/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (9/7/2011)


    Your birthday is 12/21? A good friend of mine has that same birthday. How do you feel about it being the shortest day of the year?

    Talking...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (9/7/2011)


    GilaMonster (9/7/2011)


    Roy Ernest (9/7/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (9/7/2011)


    You all know Gail is on right now? She's doing great:

    https://www.livemeeting.com/cc/8000181573/join?id=33Z39D&role=attend&pw=f%5E%3E2mzT7H

    I'm going on at 2300GMT or 7:00PM EDT

    https://www.livemeeting.com/cc/8000181573/join?id=69K9DZ&role=attend&pw=f%5E%3E2mzT7H

    You'll get close to 2 out of...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLRNNR (9/7/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (9/7/2011)


    LutzM (9/7/2011)


    SQLRNNR (9/7/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (9/7/2011)


    SQLRNNR (9/7/2011)


    SQLkiwi (9/7/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (9/7/2011)


    OK, who had 9/7/2011 in the end of the world pool?

    Hmm. Where's the incentive to win?

    You get a...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    LutzM (9/7/2011)


    SQLRNNR (9/7/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (9/7/2011)


    SQLRNNR (9/7/2011)


    SQLkiwi (9/7/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (9/7/2011)


    OK, who had 9/7/2011 in the end of the world pool?

    Hmm. Where's the incentive to win?

    You get a billboard posted by...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLRNNR (9/7/2011)


    SQLkiwi (9/7/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (9/7/2011)


    OK, who had 9/7/2011 in the end of the world pool?

    Hmm. Where's the incentive to win?

    You get a billboard posted by a highway in the...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLkiwi (9/7/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (9/7/2011)


    OK, who had 9/7/2011 in the end of the world pool?

    Hmm. Where's the incentive to win?

    Winner gets a small solar power supply good enough for one...

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

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