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Chris Morris-439714 (10/6/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (10/6/2010)
BrainDonor (10/5/2010)
When I die I'm donating my body to science-fiction.Oh, is that a promise? I could use a few more cadavers...
@=)
More??? The next question is...
October 6, 2010 at 5:00 am
You could always set up a DDL trigger (I think) to log any DROP DATABASE commands and even to prevent the drop of any database.
I'm not sure if it'll work...
October 6, 2010 at 4:57 am
Craig Farrell (10/5/2010)
GilaMonster (10/5/2010)
Alvin Ramard (10/5/2010)
GilaMonster (10/5/2010)
Local version:Q: How do you eat an elephant?
A: One bite at a time.
That's the opposite of:
Q: How do you put an elephant in a...
October 6, 2010 at 4:55 am
Version List HERE gives all version #s, including R2.
Definitely tell them you need the client tools installed to your local box. If you need to develop, ask them for the...
October 6, 2010 at 4:52 am
BrainDonor (10/5/2010)
When I die I'm donating my body to science-fiction.
Oh, is that a promise? I could use a few more cadavers...
@=)
October 6, 2010 at 4:48 am
New office game.
Requires 1 dartboard, 1 set of darts, 1 project plan.
Cut up project plan by milestones. Paste lesser milestones around the edges of the dartboard ring, paste the bigger...
October 5, 2010 at 12:57 pm
I read the topic. Apparently, I'm not getting the joke about the OP, though.
October 5, 2010 at 11:46 am
Alvin Ramard (10/5/2010)
The issue here might fall under the classification of undocumented feature, if you know what I mean.
HA!
Now if I could just use DBCC Timewarp to fix it ahead...
October 5, 2010 at 11:33 am
GilaMonster (10/5/2010)
This morning, in project meeting, project manager announces that we will be implementing all but one of those changes before the original project deadline (2 weeks away)WT!@#$%$#^*&^^$%???????
Look, everyone. Gail's...
October 5, 2010 at 11:28 am
WayneS (10/4/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (10/4/2010)
I just realized who our drop database OP was. DohHmm. This made me go look at previous posts. Quite interesting...
What did I miss?
October 5, 2010 at 11:16 am
GilaMonster (10/4/2010)
Craig Farrell (10/4/2010)
Alvin Ramard (10/4/2010)
GilaMonster (10/4/2010)
October 5, 2010 at 11:13 am
GilaMonster (10/4/2010)
For your monday evening entertainment: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic997896-357-1.aspxThere are days I just don't want to know...
Is it awful of me that the first thing I think of when I read this...
October 5, 2010 at 11:07 am
ChiragNS (10/5/2010)
I did not get that. Fail over as in failing over the database ? The first pos does not seem to mention that. I have not read...
October 5, 2010 at 10:48 am
Raunak Jhawar (10/4/2010)
Also, have you implemented any checkpoints in your package...
No. I don't use checkpoints as they never worked for what we really needed them for.
I appreciate the link, Raunak,...
October 5, 2010 at 4:51 am
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