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  • Reply To: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jasona.work wrote:

    Brandie, DBAPool solves ALL his database problems with judicious application of firepower and violence! LoL

    ROTFLOL

    @=)

     

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    October 1, 2026 at 12:33 pm

    #5048970

  • Reply To: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jason, what exactly does Deadpool DBA (or is it DBA Deadpool) do in the work place?

    And can I hire you to "resolve" some problems at my work place? @=)

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    September 28, 2026 at 12:29 pm

    #5039678

  • Reply To: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden wrote:

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:

    Glad it worked. I assume a Norton update?

    I don't know if it was a Norton Update or not because I've...

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    September 8, 2026 at 12:22 pm

    #4982024

  • Reply To: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SPAM has officially spread to the messages queue. In the past 24 hours, I've gotten 3 messages from the same user that look very spammy.

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    August 13, 2026 at 11:40 am

    #4929183

  • Reply To: Partitioning a table with TEXTIMAGE_ON option

    In fact, it wouldn't let me use TEXTIMAGE_ON at all. Not even on the partition scheme.

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    August 12, 2026 at 4:56 pm

    #4927739

  • Reply To: Partitioning a table with TEXTIMAGE_ON option

    Yeah, I tried creating the table with the TEXTIMAGE_ON a separate file group. It failed spectacularly (ERROR: invalid partition scheme specified). And I don't trust the AI response that says...

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

    August 12, 2026 at 4:39 pm

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  • Reply To: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I don't know how many of you have seen this, but OUCH. True, funny, painful, true.

    https://www.stvn.sh/writing/programming-still-sucks-fqffhyp

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

    August 6, 2026 at 4:43 pm

    #4923921

  • Reply To: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Customer: We've been told index maintenance is taking too long because we have hundreds of millions of records in some tables on this VLDB. Data is ITD, so cannot be...

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    August 6, 2026 at 2:33 pm

    #4923873

  • Reply To: SQL 2025 SSMS Nonsense

    deubel_m wrote:

    No, you don't need SSIS installed with your SQL Server rather install SSMS with the SSIS part.

    I did.

    When I ran the installer, it didn't give me the screen I've...

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    July 22, 2026 at 11:44 am

    #4898193

  • Reply To: SQL 2025 SSMS Nonsense

    While I agree that might solve the problem, I do not find it comforting that in a world where hackers exploit security holes and MS itself doesn't want people using...

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    July 21, 2026 at 3:29 pm

    #4897634

  • Reply To: Implicit Conversions Cripple SQL Server

    Not sure why the last comment was removed as SPAM given its relevance to the actual article.

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    July 21, 2026 at 12:01 pm

    #4897544

  • Reply To: PowerBI Question - Data Sources

    I appreciate the answer, but I'm not sure that answers my question. Thank you, though.

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    July 20, 2026 at 8:17 pm

    #4897034

  • Reply To: Implicit Conversions Cripple SQL Server

    sean redmond wrote:

    Does this mean that if we are using .NET that every single text field has to be Unicode because .Net uses Unicode by default?

    That would be the wrong takeaway...

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    July 17, 2026 at 12:23 pm

    #4895147

  • Reply To: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve, if you moved your funds to traditional IRAs, then you have a lot of pre-tax money (potentially) with RMDs (Required Minimum Distributions) coming up in your retirement.

    RMDs work on...

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    June 8, 2026 at 7:09 pm

    #4862173

  • Reply To: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I have decided that for me, if I can manage it, retirement looks like me transitioning to a lower paid job for a year or two so I can convert...

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    June 8, 2026 at 12:41 pm

    #4862003

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