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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 1

Post is this commutative?

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TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104768 More actions · Answer 2

CirquedeSQLeil (4/8/2010)
Lynn Pettis (4/8/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (4/8/2010)
Edit: Removed to make Lynn curious. 😀
Removed for the sake of the curious 😛
Removed to make Lynn curious:-D

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Tom

TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104768 More actions · Answer 3

The Dixie Flatline (4/8/2010)
Post is this commutative?

Maybe if it didn't commute it would have to associate:-P?

Tom

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281344 More actions · Answer 4

Tom.Thomson (4/8/2010)
The Dixie Flatline (4/8/2010)
Post is this commutative?
Maybe if it didn't commute it would have to associate:-P?

Drat, you F.O.I.Led me again Batman!

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281344 More actions · Answer 5

Here's one for y'all.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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GabyYYZ SSCertifiable Points: 7913 More actions · Answer 6

I know it's a little late (I've been on vacation), but Gail, great April Fool's blog entry[/url]. GSquared, I loved your response about searching for "retards" as well...LOL.

Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 7

CirquedeSQLeil (4/8/2010)
Here's one for y'all.

ah hahahaha.....phew...I wonder what they said in the interview?

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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 8

Anybody ever seen anything like this[/url]? Not sure if that's funny or not...

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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281344 More actions · Answer 9

jcrawf02 (4/8/2010)
Anybody ever seen anything like this[/url]? Not sure if that's funny or not...

No, have not seen anything like that. Performance in relation to Daylight Savings is odd.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 10

Lynn Pettis (4/8/2010)
GSquared (4/8/2010)
Edit: Removed by popular demand.
Expected to see some comments following this one; has me curious. 😛

Was a response to Gift's implicit "nolo contendre". Nothing that matters.

- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 11

CirquedeSQLeil (4/8/2010)
Here's one for y'all.

I couldn't resist... 😛

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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

GabyYYZ SSCertifiable Points: 7913 More actions · Answer 12

The Dixie Flatline (4/8/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/8/2010)
Here's one for y'all.
I couldn't resist... 😛

Neither could I, LOL. I must be getting old, I'm getting less and less patient. Karma must be a b***h!

Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004639 More actions · Answer 13

CirquedeSQLeil (4/8/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (4/8/2010)
WayneS (4/7/2010)
As a parent, you always need to be ready to follow through on any threat that you make. And the sooner you do it, the sooner the kids learn.
So you mean I should do it with my baby girl? She's 9 months old, it couldn't be any sooner than this... 😉
BTW, yesterday she said "Mamma" as her first word ever. My wife melted like snow.
That is cool.
My baby girl just said Mamma too, and same effect from my wife. However, the first word from all my kids was "Dadda" - and yes, same effect for Dad.

Reportedly, my first word closely approximated the word "Beer". 😛

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Gift Peddie SSC Guru Points: 73570 More actions · Answer 14

GSquared (4/8/2010)
Lynn Pettis (4/8/2010)
GSquared (4/8/2010)
Edit: Removed by popular demand.
Expected to see some comments following this one; has me curious. 😛
Was a response to Gift's implicit "nolo contendre". Nothing that matters.

Calling somebody you don't know a retard is an implicit response then you need tolerance education. If my replies are not comprehensible as you have been saying, then I would have been ignored. Your intolerance made the intolerant uncomfortable.

Kind regards,
Gift Peddie

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281344 More actions · Answer 15

Gift Peddie (4/8/2010)
GSquared (4/8/2010)
Lynn Pettis (4/8/2010)
GSquared (4/8/2010)
Edit: Removed by popular demand.
Expected to see some comments following this one; has me curious. 😛
Was a response to Gift's implicit "nolo contendre". Nothing that matters.
Calling somebody you don't know a retard is an implicit response then you need tolerance education. If my replies are not comprehensible as you have been saying, then I would have been ignored. Your intolerance made the intolerant uncomfortable.

Everybody was asked to stop this kind of rude and lascivious behavior. Please stop - all other parties have ceased, please do so as well. We would rather have a good community for people to enjoy and visit.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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