December 11, 2009 at 5:10 am
Gianluca Sartori (12/11/2009)
Roy Ernest (12/10/2009)
To be honest, There are lots of Indians here who give other Indians a bad name... 🙁One single Italian was able to do the same thing all alone.
There's nothing you can do about it: Italians do it better.:-D
LOL... That was good one... 😀
-Roy
December 11, 2009 at 9:22 am
It took me 20 minutes to get Thread-current this morning. For a minute, I was worried that I had completely missed the 10,000th post countdown! I say we let Steve have the honor.
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December 11, 2009 at 9:25 am
The Dixie Flatline (12/11/2009)
It took me 20 minutes to get Thread-current this morning. For a minute, I was worried that I had completely missed the 10,000th post countdown! I say we let Steve have the honor.
You weren't scared the Thread had flatlined?
🙂
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December 11, 2009 at 9:26 am
The Thread is an evolving AI. I am worried that it might one day flatline ME! :w00t:
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December 11, 2009 at 10:24 am
The last 1000 posts have come much more rapidly than I would have thought with all the holidays.
Steve can have #10,000 if he beats everybody to it:-P
Or should the Thread Daddy (Michael Earl-395764) be the one to do the honors? Is he around anymore?
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December 11, 2009 at 10:45 am
Or maybe "The Thread" himself/herself should have the honor of hitting the milestone.. 🙂
-Roy
December 11, 2009 at 12:03 pm
At least he retracted and clarified.
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December 11, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Nah, none of this honor stuff. 10,000 should be a total scramble. Biting, kicking, scratching. In honor of the 10,000.
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December 11, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Lynn Pettis (12/11/2009)
Sometimes, you just have to question people.
Was the original post a request or a command? (or is it a followup to another thread that escapes me?)
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December 11, 2009 at 12:56 pm
GabyYYZ (12/11/2009)
Lynn Pettis (12/11/2009)
Sometimes, you just have to question people.Was the original post a request or a command? (or is it a followup to another thread that escapes me?)
Actually, I think the original post is simply an announcement, but I took exception to the statement about three primary keys. If you're going to talk the talk, be sure you talk it right. 😉
December 11, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Lynn Pettis (12/11/2009)
GabyYYZ (12/11/2009)
Lynn Pettis (12/11/2009)
Sometimes, you just have to question people.Was the original post a request or a command? (or is it a followup to another thread that escapes me?)
Actually, I think the original post is simply an announcement, but I took exception to the statement about three primary keys. If you're going to talk the talk, be sure you talk it right. 😉
Multiple primary keys...perish the thought. It's like a table with a split personality.
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
December 11, 2009 at 1:19 pm
GabyYYZ (12/11/2009)
Lynn Pettis (12/11/2009)
GabyYYZ (12/11/2009)
Lynn Pettis (12/11/2009)
Sometimes, you just have to question people.Was the original post a request or a command? (or is it a followup to another thread that escapes me?)
Actually, I think the original post is simply an announcement, but I took exception to the statement about three primary keys. If you're going to talk the talk, be sure you talk it right. 😉
Multiple primary keys...perish the thought. It's like a table with a split personality.
I don't need mutiple keys if I can have multiple clustered indexes. :w00t:
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December 11, 2009 at 1:27 pm
SET NOCOUNT ON
DECLARE @Rem INT
SET @Rem = 56
DECLARE @Down INT
SET @Down = 1
DECLARE @Verse VARCHAR(Max)
SET @Verse = ' '
WHILE @Rem > 0
BEGIN
SET @Verse = CAST(@Rem - @Down AS VARCHAR(4))+ ' Bottles of beer on the wall ' +
'and One fell down '
SELECT @Verse
SET @Rem = @Rem - 1
END
December 11, 2009 at 1:27 pm
You can. They're called indexed views.
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