Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Reported the last post bug again. There was supposed to be some fix, but not sure if  it deployed while I was gone.

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:

    Hope you feel better, Jason, and it's not serious.

    Thanks, and yeah, I'm doing better.  Around lunch I was doing better, so I'm leaning towards "cold + stress from the VPN issues = feeling worse than I really am"

    From an e-mail I saw from a dev on my work phone earlier, looks like our sysadmin folks might've lightened up on a restriction on the VPN and are allowing 1433 through the tunnel, which will make it MUCH easier to fix problems.

  • frederico_fonseca wrote:

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:

    All of you are. If she saw a few of these posts, she'd sneak onto my desktop and start banning your accounts.

    or she would create a new account and start having fun with/like everyone else

    How do we know she hasn't already?

     


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

  • Grant Fritchey wrote:

    BrainDonor wrote:

    Now you've gone and done it - I need to boil my laptop now.

    In keeping with the tenor of the times, I'm just throwing mine away rather than take any chances.

    Whereas the place I'm at is merely throwing away all contractors...

    Anyone want a shiny new DBA?  Who am I kidding?  Anyone want a somewhat jaded and cynical old DBA?  😉

    Thomas Rushton
    blog: https://thelonedba.wordpress.com

  • Thomas Rushton wrote:

    Grant Fritchey wrote:

    BrainDonor wrote:

    Now you've gone and done it - I need to boil my laptop now.

    In keeping with the tenor of the times, I'm just throwing mine away rather than take any chances.

    Whereas the place I'm at is merely throwing away all contractors...

    Anyone want a shiny new DBA?  Who am I kidding?  Anyone want a somewhat jaded and cynical old DBA?  😉

    Check here: https://www.allstate.com/careers.aspx

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Jo Pattyn wrote:

    Working from home is plenty distracting. Beautiful weather, beer in the fridge, free choice of radio

    and you don't have to listen to 2 departments with different radio stations

    MVDBA

  • Brandie Tarvin wrote:

    Thomas Rushton wrote:

    Grant Fritchey wrote:

    BrainDonor wrote:

    Now you've gone and done it - I need to boil my laptop now.

    In keeping with the tenor of the times, I'm just throwing mine away rather than take any chances.

    Whereas the place I'm at is merely throwing away all contractors...

    Anyone want a shiny new DBA?  Who am I kidding?  Anyone want a somewhat jaded and cynical old DBA?  😉

    Check here: https://www.allstate.com/careers.aspx

    Thanks!

    I should have said "UK", shouldn't I...  There don't appear to be any remote/international opportunities.  I suppose the clue is in the name.

    Thomas Rushton
    blog: https://thelonedba.wordpress.com

  • Actually, Allstate has a Belfast office and we do remote for IT workers.

    And right now, everyone is doing remote. We are well equipped for remote work.

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin wrote:

    Actually, Allstate has a Belfast office and we do remote for IT workers.

    Bit of a commute from Essex for Northern Ireland for me. 😉

    Thom~

    Excuse my typos and sometimes awful grammar. My fingers work faster than my brain does.
    Larnu.uk

  • Thomas Rushton wrote:

    Brandie Tarvin wrote:

    Thomas Rushton wrote:

    Grant Fritchey wrote:

    BrainDonor wrote:

    Now you've gone and done it - I need to boil my laptop now.

    In keeping with the tenor of the times, I'm just throwing mine away rather than take any chances.

    Whereas the place I'm at is merely throwing away all contractors...

    Anyone want a shiny new DBA?  Who am I kidding?  Anyone want a somewhat jaded and cynical old DBA?  😉

    Check here: https://www.allstate.com/careers.aspx

    Thanks!

    I should have said "UK", shouldn't I...  There don't appear to be any remote/international opportunities.  I suppose the clue is in the name.

    Linney.com - based near Nottingham in the UK - I could do with a grumpy DBA to kick some butt

    MVDBA

  • Sent home from work yesterday AM and now working from home.

    Now in isolation with Wife and family, what a bummer.

    🙁

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • Well, today I was drinking my coffee, trying to come to grips with another day of trying to actually get some work done at home. The housework has slipped. The kids are going stir crazy. I was not ready to face the day. Ian wakes up, comes up to me and says “Good morning to the best Pappy ever! I love you!” My day just got a lot easier.

    Michael L John
    If you assassinate a DBA, would you pull a trigger?
    To properly post on a forum:
    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/61537/

  • we just got graded on a scale of risk

    but for those of us that are level 2 or higher (children or wife at risk) (0=you will die)  but we have now been asked to split into blue and red teams.. blue in the office on odd days, red on even days … the details aren't quite final but now we have a 50% chance of figuring out which team is stealing the toilet rolls 🙂

    MVDBA

  • Brandie Tarvin wrote:

    Actually, Allstate has a Belfast office and we do remote for IT workers.

    And right now, everyone is doing remote. We are well equipped for remote work.

    Thanks again - I'll take another look, see what I missed.

    Thomas Rushton
    blog: https://thelonedba.wordpress.com

  • MVDBA (Mike Vessey) wrote:

    we just got graded on a scale of risk

    but for those of us that are level 2 or higher (children or wife at risk) (0=you will die)  but we have now been asked to split into blue and red teams.. blue in the office on odd days, red on even days … the details aren't quite final but now we have a 50% chance of figuring out which team is stealing the toilet rolls 🙂

    We've just had the notification from on-high to work from home.  I'm going to see today out in the office then literally head to the hills indefinitely.


    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

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