Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • WayneS (9/8/2010)


    How about a table where the PK is on a text datatype? (as are most of the other columns also!)

    After a day full of stupidity, I'm just about out of patience.... I think it's showing too.

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  • GilaMonster (9/8/2010)


    WayneS (9/8/2010)


    How about a table where the PK is on a text datatype? (as are most of the other columns also!)

    After a day full of stupidity, I'm just about out of patience.... I think it's showing too.

    You may be running out of patience, but there's nothing wrong with the way you answered.



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  • WayneS (9/8/2010)


    How about a table where the PK is on a text datatype? (as are most of the other columns also!)

    I would speculate that the OP there has a history using...argh...Access. Isn't 'text' the default string type there?

  • Paul White NZ (9/8/2010)


    WayneS (9/8/2010)


    How about a table where the PK is on a text datatype? (as are most of the other columns also!)

    I would speculate that the OP there has a history using...argh...Access. Isn't 'text' the default string type there?

    Hey Paul. Stop reading my mind! 😛



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  • Paul White NZ (9/8/2010)


    WayneS (9/8/2010)


    How about a table where the PK is on a text datatype? (as are most of the other columns also!)

    I would speculate that the OP there has a history using...argh...Access. Isn't 'text' the default string type there?

    I think so.

    Just like the default datatype from the folks at MS for CRM is nvarchar()

    Would you believe out of the box that MS CRM 4 has several different phone number fields. All of them are nvarchar data type and they are of varying length (one such was nvarchar(500) ). I am baffled as to the standards that are used in the product and that best practices are not followed. I can't fathom a 500 character unicode phone number.

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  • Steve Jones - Editor (9/8/2010)


    I think more interesting is will The Thread beat me to 30k

    I'm still trying to catch you as well. 😉

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    Hey, Steve, what kind of horses are those?

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  • Alvin Ramard (9/8/2010)


    Paul White NZ (9/8/2010)


    WayneS (9/8/2010)


    How about a table where the PK is on a text datatype? (as are most of the other columns also!)

    I would speculate that the OP there has a history using...argh...Access. Isn't 'text' the default string type there?

    Hey Paul. Stop reading my mind! 😛

    Oops, that is posted under MS Access.



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  • This is my post to whine that none of you have yet answered the post I put in in another forum.

    Surely I should have my answer not 5 seconds after posting the question, yes? Isn't that the way these forums work?

    @=) (running and hiding now.)

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  • CirquedeSQLeil (9/8/2010)


    Paul White NZ (9/8/2010)


    WayneS (9/8/2010)


    How about a table where the PK is on a text datatype? (as are most of the other columns also!)

    I would speculate that the OP there has a history using...argh...Access. Isn't 'text' the default string type there?

    I think so.

    Just like the default datatype from the folks at MS for CRM is nvarchar()

    Would you believe out of the box that MS CRM 4 has several different phone number fields. All of them are nvarchar data type and they are of varying length (one such was nvarchar(500) ). I am baffled as to the standards that are used in the product and that best practices are not followed. I can't fathom a 500 character unicode phone number.

    I'd believe it. A few years ago I helped a company evaluate several CRM products. Most seemed like several systems patched together without checking for coherance.

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  • Stefan Krzywicki (9/8/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (9/8/2010)


    Paul White NZ (9/8/2010)


    WayneS (9/8/2010)


    How about a table where the PK is on a text datatype? (as are most of the other columns also!)

    I would speculate that the OP there has a history using...argh...Access. Isn't 'text' the default string type there?

    I think so.

    Just like the default datatype from the folks at MS for CRM is nvarchar()

    Would you believe out of the box that MS CRM 4 has several different phone number fields. All of them are nvarchar data type and they are of varying length (one such was nvarchar(500) ). I am baffled as to the standards that are used in the product and that best practices are not followed. I can't fathom a 500 character unicode phone number.

    I'd believe it. A few years ago I helped a company evaluate several CRM products. Most seemed like several systems patched together without checking for coherance.

    Without coherence is an understatement. I was going to write a blog on the top ten problems - but my list is well beyond that. I might be able to pare it down to top 25.

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  • Brandie Tarvin (9/8/2010)


    This is my post to whine that none of you have yet answered the post I put in in another forum.

    Surely I should have my answer not 5 seconds after posting the question, yes? Isn't that the way these forums work?

    @=) (running and hiding now.)

    And which thread would that be?

  • CirquedeSQLeil (9/8/2010)


    Stefan Krzywicki (9/8/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (9/8/2010)


    Paul White NZ (9/8/2010)


    WayneS (9/8/2010)


    How about a table where the PK is on a text datatype? (as are most of the other columns also!)

    I would speculate that the OP there has a history using...argh...Access. Isn't 'text' the default string type there?

    I think so.

    Just like the default datatype from the folks at MS for CRM is nvarchar()

    Would you believe out of the box that MS CRM 4 has several different phone number fields. All of them are nvarchar data type and they are of varying length (one such was nvarchar(500) ). I am baffled as to the standards that are used in the product and that best practices are not followed. I can't fathom a 500 character unicode phone number.

    I'd believe it. A few years ago I helped a company evaluate several CRM products. Most seemed like several systems patched together without checking for coherance.

    Without coherence is an understatement. I was going to write a blog on the top ten problems - but my list is well beyond that. I might be able to pare it down to top 25.

    Sounds like you'll have to start with "I know I'm leaving a lot out, but" : -D

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  • Lynn Pettis (9/8/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (9/8/2010)


    This is my post to whine that none of you have yet answered the post I put in in another forum.

    Surely I should have my answer not 5 seconds after posting the question, yes? Isn't that the way these forums work?

    @=) (running and hiding now.)

    And which thread would that be?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic982528-148-1.aspx if you want to take a look. Not quite my stupidest question. @=)

    But really, I was just posting the whining post because I've seen it so often lately and this is a thread about awful posts. "Please, this is urgent. You should have answered my question before I posted it, darnit!"

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  • Alvin Ramard (9/8/2010)


    Oops, that is posted under MS Access.

    So it is. I didn't even know there was such a forum.

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