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CirquedeSQLeil (4/8/2010)
Here's one for y'all.
I couldn't resist... 😛
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April 8, 2010 at 2:22 pm
I've used SSIS to:
1. rethread particulate data out of a table and back into itself to avoid locks due to trigger overlap
2. derive up to 137 parameters for...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 8, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Post is this commutative?
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 8, 2010 at 10:36 am
I refuse to dignify that with a comment that I have edited to make Lynn curious.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 8, 2010 at 10:12 am
I second ColdCoffee's motion. Sample schema with scripts to populate them with sample data and a picture of expected results are what we need to give definitive (even...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 8, 2010 at 6:12 am
My eyes walked right past that. Time for new glasses. Thank you for pointing out my error, Tom. 🙂
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 7, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Got it. That is the first time I've seen this trick, and it's a clever variation. Thanks for sharing it. 🙂
I just tested the both...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 7, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Jeff, my example used daily reports, not monthly like I kept saying, but I didn't change anything about the runtimes. Here is what I posted and what I meant.
If...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 7, 2010 at 1:37 pm
IBM S/32-38 used the 8 inch floppies (originally called diskettes, but I believe the French found this somewhat inappropriate.) They were a GREAT improvement over decks of...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 6, 2010 at 10:23 pm
Could you post up some working code that uses CHARINDEX?
I'm not sure I understand how that works or what it will do for you.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 6, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Absolutely, it depends. ("It depends, it depends." sounds redundundant.)
To me that means the same thing as "It's a judgment call." What I'm curious about is...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 5, 2010 at 6:25 am
That argument ignores the context, the concept of opportunity cost, the concept of diminishing returns, and the value of human time. All it does is use the ancient dialectic...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 4, 2010 at 9:11 pm
It will also server as a better example of how to write code in the future so that when someone copies the code because "it's close to what is...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 4, 2010 at 2:45 pm
All of which are dependent on your alternate reality ID (ARID) value.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 4, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Including moderation.
To heck with Russell's Paradox.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 3, 2010 at 11:14 pm
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