Can we quote you on that, Jeff? With proper attribution, of course. 😉

Roy, I don't believe you personally have anything to worry about in this community. 🙂

What I can't understand is why some people think that the illusion of competence...

Poetic justice would be for those "authors" to get jobs after pointing to their great bodies of published work. Then when they show up for work, are told...

What amazes me is how totally lazy and shameless they are. The plagiarism of Paul's article was a wholesale cut-and-paste.

Be of good cheer, Paul. I think it was Jeff who said that the next level in resume` credentials is being able to point to how many...

Dandelions. Hard radiation.... it will either kill them or mutate them to the point that they kill you.

Chris Morris-439714 (4/22/2010)

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Som, an alternative name for the Hungarian...

Try this:

Avg(1.0*pat_count)

TRY/CATCH traps the error... so it is being handled by program logic in the catch section. If you want the nested stored procedure to return an error, you...

Jeff Moden (4/16/2010)

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Heh.... famous last words would be... [font="Arial Black"]AHHHHH CRAP![/font]

Just so you guys know... remember I said that I changed my cteTally code to use Gianluca's wonderful idea of...

Hey Roy, sometimes it helps me to just start writing any section I feel comfortable with... even if it comes in the middle. You don't have to write...

That's okay, Gianluca. I sometimes feel like my IQ is dropping when I do get the jokes.

All I can say is.... OMG.

SQL

Server

Comedy

... geek humor at its best and worst... 😀

Well, I don't know how you people in Las Vegas like to talk..... 😉