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Back on topic. Some questions on this site aren't necessarily bad. They're just terrifying.
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic986504-1292-1.aspx?Update=1
September 22, 2010 at 6:07 am
It is my experience that Project Managers neither care, nor need to care, about creating new databases. They should hand you project specs with just enough functionality (formulas, etc.) that...
September 22, 2010 at 6:05 am
Wow. That's quite a chunk of code you've put up.
Quick question. Why do you want to use triggers? I'm not sure about how it works in SQL 2k8, but in...
September 22, 2010 at 5:53 am
GilaMonster (9/22/2010)
Ran across this earlier, thought it appropriate.
That is hilarious!
September 22, 2010 at 5:49 am
Alvin Ramard (9/21/2010)
A query walks into a bar, sees two tables and says: "May I join you?" 😀
GROAN!
September 22, 2010 at 5:45 am
Okay, I'm going to ask again. What service pack (and version) of SQL Server are you running?
EDIT: And how much RAM are you running on the machine you're working from?...
September 22, 2010 at 5:37 am
jspatz (9/21/2010)
September 22, 2010 at 5:36 am
fenwicc (9/21/2010)
check your cluster configuration. The security on the file share needs to be set up using the cluster administration tool.
If this is NOT what you checked when you...
September 22, 2010 at 5:35 am
Query tuning depends a lot on your database structure and the types of queries you're using. If you want generic advice, check out Books Online and pretty much every book...
September 21, 2010 at 10:25 am
CirquedeSQLeil (9/21/2010)
d.qureshi (9/21/2010)
Thank you for your kind advice.
So there is no way to move a table and its data from one physical disk location to different physical disk location...
September 21, 2010 at 10:18 am
I've found Excel only causes a few minor issues and as long as you know how to work around them, it's not that big of a deal.
It's figuring out the...
September 21, 2010 at 8:20 am
george sibbald (9/21/2010)
@brandiesorry, was not ignoring you, just taking a different viewpoint.
Different viewpoints are good. Even moreso when the documentation proves wrong. @=)
September 21, 2010 at 8:08 am
I actually have had errors in the past on this. Even posted a request for help on this forum about it at some point, but no one was able to...
September 21, 2010 at 7:44 am
jcrawf02 (9/21/2010)
Finally! The perfect database tool! :w00t:http://spreadsheets.about.com/od/datamanagementinexcel/ss/080608_database.htm
If they find your body stuff into a Microsoft Office box, they'll know I was the guilty party...
@THWACK!
😛
September 21, 2010 at 6:56 am
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