Are the posted questions getting worse?

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Are the posted questions getting worse?

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jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 1

Couldn't find it on the site, maybe it's not real, but this one has always been my favorite

*Edit* - apparently it's going to be one of THOSE days, can't even read what's in the corner of the photo to figure that out. sheesh...

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Shawn Melton SSC-Insane Points: 24685 More actions · Answer 2

Paul White NZ (9/21/2010)
How do you surprise an index?
Unique up on it.
(Rob Farley)

OK...I laughed at that one.:w00t:

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Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150468 More actions · Answer 3

Shawn Melton (9/22/2010)
Paul White NZ (9/21/2010)
How do you surprise an index?
Unique up on it.
(Rob Farley)
OK...I laughed at that one.

I heard it for the first time about a week ago, and can't get it out of my head!

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Shawn Melton SSC-Insane Points: 24685 More actions · Answer 4

GilaMonster (9/22/2010)
Ran across this earlier, thought it appropriate.
http://www.despair.com/cluelessness.html

That is awesome!!! They have a calendar too 😀

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Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184394 More actions · Answer 5

I have this one in my office, and unfortunately the the second part is way to accurate for my office.

http://www.despair.com/ignorance.html

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 6

My alltime favorite from despair.com.

http://www.despair.com/gettowork.html

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 738683 More actions · Answer 7

GilaMonster (9/22/2010)
Ran across this earlier, thought it appropriate.
http://www.despair.com/cluelessness.html

That would be a great image for this thread.

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 8

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GilaMonster (9/22/2010)
Ran across this earlier, thought it appropriate.
http://www.despair.com/cluelessness.html
That would be a great image for this thread.

Does that picture represent OPs' failed attempts at changing the light bulb? 😀

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281344 More actions · Answer 9

GilaMonster (9/22/2010)
Ran across this earlier, thought it appropriate.
http://www.despair.com/cluelessness.html

That's a good one for the cubicle.