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GAH!
I have a lot of love for Brian Knight and Pragmatic Works (his company), but I'm about to throw stones at SSIS Guy for posting nothing but advertisements on old...
May 2, 2011 at 12:08 pm
chrisn-585491 (5/2/2011)
Tell them your a sewer worker. (Deal with enough crappy, data, it's true!!!) 😀
"What's your job description?"
"&*%^#JH#$*^*@HASR #(&#%HFK and #$%&*(#FJE##%GAH!"
May 2, 2011 at 11:52 am
Peter Trast (5/2/2011)
SQLRNNR (5/2/2011)
83 as in SQLSat8386 (as in 86ing the old sql 2000 box...)
Day is done,
Gone the sun,
From the lakes, from the hills, from the sky...
May 2, 2011 at 11:35 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (5/2/2011)
That's another thing that's been bothering me. How do you get all those certs in 2-3 years without using braindumps? Or passing with the absolute minimum score?
I...
May 2, 2011 at 10:42 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (5/2/2011)
Even worse than that he doesn't read the questions, nor the replies ...
Ninja, I can hardly throw stones on that particular point. Being a speed reader tends to work...
May 2, 2011 at 7:54 am
Fal (5/1/2011)
May 2, 2011 at 5:33 am
SQLRNNR (4/29/2011)
Shawn Melton (4/29/2011)
The poster on this thread, the one with all the letters after his name, opened himself up cause he put his blog address on...
April 29, 2011 at 12:57 pm
GSquared (4/29/2011)
I tell people that my job description is specifically designed to see how fast a person's eyes can glaze over. The entertainment starts there.
I may have to steal...
April 29, 2011 at 11:24 am
SQLRNNR (4/29/2011)
440692 I am just a number (4/29/2011)
April 29, 2011 at 10:33 am
Nevermind. I finally figured it out.
I needed to set up the database connection in the Properties tab (opened by navigating to Project -> <SolutionName> Properties). Then I just needed to...
April 29, 2011 at 8:31 am
Oh, no! I almost forgot. The big grand prize for the points redemption is a Flying Porkchop Flinger.
Save those points, boys and girls. It takes a couple of million of...
April 29, 2011 at 6:14 am
I hear a rumor that the points system will, in the future, be redeemable for cool DBA-related stuff.
Like a challenging T-SQL puzzle or a DBCC Timewarp upgrade. Or a Steve-in-Hawaiian-Shirt...
April 29, 2011 at 5:28 am
I'm the data police. All those online orders you may have made? All that private information of yours? I'm supposed to protect it. If any of it's at the company...
April 29, 2011 at 5:25 am
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