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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ninja's_RGR'us (5/2/2011)


    That's another thing that's been bothering me. How do you get all those certs in 2-3 years without using braindumps? Or passing with the absolute minimum score?

    I...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    WOTD: SQLSaturday74

    WHOOT!

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ninja's_RGR'us (5/2/2011)


    Even worse than that he doesn't read the questions, nor the replies ...

    Ninja, I can hardly throw stones on that particular point. Being a speed reader tends to work...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Fal (5/1/2011)


    After a horror week in which half my mirrors crashed, a royal wedding saturated the TV, radio, newspapers (as well as my dreams after a derriere walked up the...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLRNNR (4/29/2011)


    Shawn Melton (4/29/2011)


    So yall tell me...

    The poster on this thread, the one with all the letters after his name, opened himself up cause he put his blog address on...

  • RE: How do you vulgarize a DBA's job?

    GSquared (4/29/2011)


    I tell people that my job description is specifically designed to see how fast a person's eyes can glaze over. The entertainment starts there.

    I may have to steal...

  • RE: How do you vulgarize a DBA's job?

    SQLRNNR (4/29/2011)


    440692 I am just a number (4/29/2011)


    I tried saying I worked with computers, but had so many requests to fix printers or help set up wireless networks that...

  • RE: Exam 70-441 CLR code

    Nevermind. I finally figured it out.

    I needed to set up the database connection in the Properties tab (opened by navigating to Project -> <SolutionName> Properties). Then I just needed to...

  • RE: What should I be doing with my points?

    Oh, no! I almost forgot. The big grand prize for the points redemption is a Flying Porkchop Flinger.

    Save those points, boys and girls. It takes a couple of million of...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    WOTD: Antithetical

  • RE: What should I be doing with my points?

    I hear a rumor that the points system will, in the future, be redeemable for cool DBA-related stuff.

    Like a challenging T-SQL puzzle or a DBCC Timewarp upgrade. Or a Steve-in-Hawaiian-Shirt...

  • RE: How do you vulgarize a DBA's job?

    I'm the data police. All those online orders you may have made? All that private information of yours? I'm supposed to protect it. If any of it's at the company...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Tom.Thomson (4/28/2011)


    Daniel Bowlin (4/28/2011)


    If a broken mirror is 7 years bad luck. What is it when your data mirror breaks every day?

    A cleaner who comes in at 8am every...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    WOTD: Smoothie

  • RE: See the query in sp_execute

    Ninja's_RGR'us (4/27/2011)


    While we're at it... is there any way (other than a trace) to see all the queries run by a session between 2 dates?

    Not by a trace? The only...

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