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  • RE: How do you vulgarize a DBA's job?

    calvo (5/6/2011)


    By "vulgarize" I thought you meant something completely different...

    "DBAs do it from the back end"?

    We need buttons!!!

    I've been thinking about getting myself a button maker anyway. Hand those out...

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  • RE: How do you vulgarize a DBA's job?

    Ninja's_RGR'us (5/5/2011)


    Brandie Tarvin (5/5/2011)


    Most people I meet assume DBA means "Doing Business As" and invariably ask "Doing business as what?"

    I'm going to start responding with "A janitor for programmers."

    Honestly,...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    WOTD: Invariably

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  • RE: How do you vulgarize a DBA's job?

    Most people I meet assume DBA means "Doing Business As" and invariably ask "Doing business as what?"

    I'm going to start responding with "A janitor for programmers."

    Honestly, with all the...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Craig, maybe you can email the head of the local user's group and let him/her know you're hiring and which agencies job seekers should contact.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Congrats, Gail!

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  • RE: SSIS Mapping documentation

    Chris,

    Just an FYI: SSIS Guy is posting spam to every old BI thread on this forum. I've reported him as such since he seems to not be paying attention to...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GAH!

    I have a lot of love for Brian Knight and Pragmatic Works (his company), but I'm about to throw stones at SSIS Guy for posting nothing but advertisements on old...

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  • RE: How do you vulgarize a DBA's job?

    chrisn-585491 (5/2/2011)


    Tell them your a sewer worker. (Deal with enough crappy, data, it's true!!!) 😀

    "What's your job description?"

    "&*%^#JH#$*^*@HASR #(&#%HFK and #$%&*(#FJE##%GAH!"

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Peter Trast (5/2/2011)


    SQLRNNR (5/2/2011)


    83 as in SQLSat83

    86 (as in 86ing the old sql 2000 box...)

    Day is done,

    Gone the sun,

    From the lakes, from the hills, from the sky...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ninja's_RGR'us (5/2/2011)


    That's another thing that's been bothering me. How do you get all those certs in 2-3 years without using braindumps? Or passing with the absolute minimum score?

    I...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    WOTD: SQLSaturday74

    WHOOT!

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ninja's_RGR'us (5/2/2011)


    Even worse than that he doesn't read the questions, nor the replies ...

    Ninja, I can hardly throw stones on that particular point. Being a speed reader tends to work...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Fal (5/1/2011)


    After a horror week in which half my mirrors crashed, a royal wedding saturated the TV, radio, newspapers (as well as my dreams after a derriere walked up the...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLRNNR (4/29/2011)


    Shawn Melton (4/29/2011)


    So yall tell me...

    The poster on this thread, the one with all the letters after his name, opened himself up cause he put his blog address on...

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