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GSquared (4/29/2011)
I tell people that my job description is specifically designed to see how fast a person's eyes can glaze over. The entertainment starts there.
I may have to steal...
April 29, 2011 at 11:24 am
SQLRNNR (4/29/2011)
440692 I am just a number (4/29/2011)
April 29, 2011 at 10:33 am
Nevermind. I finally figured it out.
I needed to set up the database connection in the Properties tab (opened by navigating to Project -> <SolutionName> Properties). Then I just needed to...
April 29, 2011 at 8:31 am
Oh, no! I almost forgot. The big grand prize for the points redemption is a Flying Porkchop Flinger.
Save those points, boys and girls. It takes a couple of million of...
April 29, 2011 at 6:14 am
I hear a rumor that the points system will, in the future, be redeemable for cool DBA-related stuff.
Like a challenging T-SQL puzzle or a DBCC Timewarp upgrade. Or a Steve-in-Hawaiian-Shirt...
April 29, 2011 at 5:28 am
I'm the data police. All those online orders you may have made? All that private information of yours? I'm supposed to protect it. If any of it's at the company...
April 29, 2011 at 5:25 am
Tom.Thomson (4/28/2011)
Daniel Bowlin (4/28/2011)
If a broken mirror is 7 years bad luck. What is it when your data mirror breaks every day?
A cleaner who comes in at 8am every...
April 28, 2011 at 11:01 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (4/27/2011)
While we're at it... is there any way (other than a trace) to see all the queries run by a session between 2 dates?
Not by a trace? The only...
April 28, 2011 at 5:42 am
GilaMonster (4/26/2011)
I don't do epic verse.Though... (read attached at your own risk, very amateur attempt)
Wow. Gail, I loved the ice spirit story. That's beautiful and deserves a short story or...
April 27, 2011 at 11:54 am
I have a sling at my desk, and a stone with the server's name on it. Next time something like this happens...
@=)
April 27, 2011 at 9:30 am
Steve, I wish it were a rebuild issue. That I could understand. But I was running the package straight from SSMS using the Run Package wizard when the error first...
April 27, 2011 at 8:44 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/26/2011)
BTW, are notifications back to normal for everyone?
They seem to be.
April 27, 2011 at 5:00 am
SQLRNNR (4/26/2011)
When did Brandie crack the top 25?
Wait. What?
I'm in the top 25?
WHOO HOO! Steve, I'm glad my bribe worked! @=)
April 27, 2011 at 4:58 am
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