Congrats on the anniversary, Gus. And on finally remembering to take a vacation.

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/1/2011)

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I was cursing a printer a couple years ago, maybe 5, and checking settings, looking for drivers, etc. After 30 min, my wife asked me...

Congrats to all the PASS Board Candidates:

Adam Jorgensen, Rob Farley, Denise McInerney, Geoff Hiten, Kendal Van Dyke, and Sri Sridharan.

Poor SQL 2008. Did it suffer much? Was there much oil on the floor once you ripped it out of the server?

Glad we could help.

As Craig requested, please post the contents of C:\Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\MSSQL\LOG\ERRORLOG and ERRORLOG1. This will help us help you.

I am curious to know if this is a new installation or an existing one. And if it is existing, has it been working before? To your knowledge, how long...

I just love this part. @=)

Greg Edwards-268690 (11/23/2011)

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Brandie Tarvin (11/23/2011)

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And now for the public flogging moment of The Thread as I post a semi-technical question that is sure to get me lynched.

We have a Word...

And now for the public flogging moment of The Thread as I post a semi-technical question that is sure to get me lynched.

We have a Word 2003 document pointing to...

You go, Jim!

Preach it,...

What? They've actually named a chair "Accidental DBA"?

Wow. I'm impressed. @=)

Jack Corbett (11/22/2011)

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Brandie Tarvin (11/22/2011)

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Jack Corbett (11/22/2011)

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I start a new job in less than 2 weeks and it is a telecommute. I need to buy a new monitor and...

Jack Corbett (11/22/2011)

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I start a new job in less than 2 weeks and it is a telecommute. I need to buy a new monitor and chair for my office....

You do realize that your rudeness and impatience has just branded you as someone that none of the regulars will ever want to help, right?

In fact, that second comment right...