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Devendrakumar SSC-Forever Points: 42493 More actions · Answer 1

So you guys don’t want to share your jokes with us :crazy:... BTW which language it is?

Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 2

Dev (12/2/2011)
So you guys don’t want to share your jokes with us :crazy:... BTW which language it is?

yup.

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004514 More actions · Answer 3

Iz a headache. Andz nos just from z codes Iz working with. (But goggie writz better codes than thiz)

Gail Shaw
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We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

Devendrakumar SSC-Forever Points: 42493 More actions · Answer 4

GilaMonster (12/2/2011)
Iz a headache. Andz nos just from z codes Iz working with. (But goggie writz better codes than thiz)

Oh Noooo... You tooo :unsure:

Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 5

I am keeping away from this conversation. If Gail too is bitten by this bug, there is no escaping. Actually der iz nos ezkaping ze THREAD.

-Roy

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004514 More actions · Answer 6

Stevie gonna lovez uz.

Gail Shaw
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We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 7

Roy Ernest

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December 2, 2011 at 8:20 am

#1415922

Stevie haz givon up in uz.

-Roy

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281344 More actions · Answer 8

Iz lukz ze nomes Stevie:-D:-D

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173108 More actions · Answer 9

Dev (12/2/2011)
So you guys don’t want to share your jokes with us :crazy:... BTW which language it is?

Haz u nevers herd uf LOLz and LOLCatz?

I Can Has Cheezberger[/url] website.

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GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 10

Roy Ernest (12/2/2011)
Stevie haz givon up in uz.

Stevie sertinz givez up in uz looooong timez ago.

- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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Sioban Krzywicki One Orange Chip Points: 27770 More actions · Answer 11

Brandie Tarvin (12/2/2011)
Dev (12/2/2011)
So you guys don’t want to share your jokes with us :crazy:... BTW which language it is?
Haz u nevers herd uf LOLz and LOLCatz?
I Can Has Cheezberger[/url] website.

That is one of the websites I self-ban at work. If I start, I'll never stop. I save it for at home. That said, I love the video of the cat opening the fridge and am very thankful mine never learned that trick. The one of the cats on the wheel is also a lot of fun.

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004514 More actions · Answer 12

Stefan Krzywicki (12/2/2011)
That said, I love the video of the cat opening the fridge and am very thankful mine never learned that trick.

Likewise. One of mine has made several attempts to get into my top cupboard, but she can't quite reach that far from the counter. (there's a packet of biltong on one of the shelves). She's managed to get to the shelf below the biltong before, and knock something onto the floor, but that's all.

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281344 More actions · Answer 13

Stefan Krzywicki (12/2/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (12/2/2011)
Dev (12/2/2011)
So you guys don’t want to share your jokes with us :crazy:... BTW which language it is?
Haz u nevers herd uf LOLz and LOLCatz?
I Can Has Cheezberger[/url] website.
That is one of the websites I self-ban at work. If I start, I'll never stop. I save it for at home. That said, I love the video of the cat opening the fridge and am very thankful mine never learned that trick. The one of the cats on the wheel is also a lot of fun.

Now I must watch and share. I had never heard of it before either.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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Kiara SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4185 More actions · Answer 14

SQLRNNR (12/2/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (12/2/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (12/2/2011)
Dev (12/2/2011)
So you guys don’t want to share your jokes with us :crazy:... BTW which language it is?
Haz u nevers herd uf LOLz and LOLCatz?
I Can Has Cheezberger[/url] website.
That is one of the websites I self-ban at work. If I start, I'll never stop. I save it for at home. That said, I love the video of the cat opening the fridge and am very thankful mine never learned that trick. The one of the cats on the wheel is also a lot of fun.
Now I must watch and share. I had never heard of it before either.

Work here iz dun. U owe cheezeburger.

-Ki

TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104768 More actions · Answer 15

GSquared (12/2/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (12/1/2011)
Hey, guys. Is Gus gone yet?
GSquared (12/1/2011)
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ExKuus pls, How canz Ai be geting mai "LOL, ETC" certificate-cation? Ai canz finz da Thread linx noeswherez.
Yep. He's gone. Oh ... unless you mean like "not here" as opposed to "not mentally present" ... but then, "not here" doesn't really apply to an online forum does it .... now I'm just confusing myself even more than usual ....
On the cert, you have to get your LOL Thesis accepted by a board of other people who have already earned that cert. Kind of like a PhD, but it's a much tougher crowd.

But which LOL certificate does she want? There are at least two. For the senior LOL she just has to join a bridge club, develop a lunatic but successful playing style, and allow enough time to elapse before applying to the club's membership committee for the certificate. Of course that can't be the one Gus has, like me he was disqualified from birth (or earlier) for that one.

Tom