I tweet on and off. Usually DBA or Writing related. I rarely tweet personal stuff.

If anyone is on Twitter and wants to follow me: My handle is @WannabeWriter06.

I tried the...

My first question, before anything else, is why are you using WITH RECOMPILE in the sproc?

It appears he's not worried about the data, but the code itself. Which is silly. All T-SQL can be replicated whether the script is shared or not. It's T-SQL. There's...

Haz u nevers herd uf LOLz and LOLCatz?

I Can Has...

P.P.S.

Send more humor (and cheezburgers)! I'm having month end nightmares...

:pinch:

Grant Fritchey (12/1/2011)

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Kiara (12/1/2011)

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Brandie Tarvin (12/1/2011)

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Hey, guys. Is Gus gone yet?

GSquared (12/1/2011)

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Hey, guys. Is Gus gone yet?

GSquared (12/1/2011)

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Property...

Congrats on the anniversary, Gus. And on finally remembering to take a vacation.

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/1/2011)

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I was cursing a printer a couple years ago, maybe 5, and checking settings, looking for drivers, etc. After 30 min, my wife asked me...

Congrats to all the PASS Board Candidates:

Adam Jorgensen, Rob Farley, Denise McInerney, Geoff Hiten, Kendal Van Dyke, and Sri Sridharan.

Poor SQL 2008. Did it suffer much? Was there much oil on the floor once you ripped it out of the server?

Glad we could help.

As Craig requested, please post the contents of C:\Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\MSSQL\LOG\ERRORLOG and ERRORLOG1. This will help us help you.

I am curious to know if this is a new installation or an existing one. And if it is existing, has it been working before? To your knowledge, how long...

I just love this part. @=)

Greg Edwards-268690 (11/23/2011)

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Brandie Tarvin (11/23/2011)

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And now for the public flogging moment of The Thread as I post a semi-technical question that is sure to get me lynched.

We have a Word...