SQLKnowItAll (2/16/2012)

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I would check on the credentials used to set up the UCP. @Brandie, UCP is a way to monitor several SQL Servers from 1 and set up a data...

TP,

FYI: if you want better answers on the forum, posting only sample data and expected results does not always help us help you. We need DDL code (CREATE TABLE statements...

Adam,

I have no idea what the SQL Server utility control point is. Could you point me to a reference so I can read up on it and see if I...

Is this a new install or an old one?

If old, and you have been able to connect before, what changed on the server?

If new, check this link for information:...

Wow. People really do talk about the weather around the water cooler, don't they?

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Can I just say, I hate that nothing dies in Florida? For those of you experiencing winter, please send snow in my direction. I'm in desperate need of something to...

allergies

Evil Kraig F (2/15/2012)

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Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)

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bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)

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Now, now be honest is it the chocolate or the Martinis ...

bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)

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Now, now be honest is it the chocolate or the Martinis or maybe a bite of...

HA! That's exactly what I need. Thanks. @=)

Customer: We have a problem in production.

Me: What's the problem?

Customer: It looks wrong.

Me: I need specifics. Give me examples please, with expected results.

(Customer returns 2 examples, one of which isn't...

Since we're back on the original topic...

Why does the sky change colors?

Sometimes it's pale blue, sometimes it's dark blue, sometimes it's black with little lights, and sometimes it's orange.

Can...

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