OMG. Dilbert found the Higgs-Boson (the God particle). This is wonderful!

Or bad news for our future.

http://www.dilbert.com

jcrawf02 (2/20/2012)

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I felt it was very applicable to the PASS WIT efforts too, which is really why I posted it. "Be the change you wish to see in the world",...

Jerry Lewis

<snicker> Paul is going to get such a kick out of being behind a discussion on a technical board. Do y'all mind if I mention that his name got brought...

Paul is an incredibly sweet guy. It doesn't surprise me that he came up with this. IMHO, he's absolutely right. You'd be amazed at the number of...

Hey! Stop making fun of me!

@=)

comic

SQLKnowItAll (2/16/2012)

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I would check on the credentials used to set up the UCP. @Brandie, UCP is a way to monitor several SQL Servers from 1 and set up a data...

TP,

FYI: if you want better answers on the forum, posting only sample data and expected results does not always help us help you. We need DDL code (CREATE TABLE statements...

Adam,

I have no idea what the SQL Server utility control point is. Could you point me to a reference so I can read up on it and see if I...

Is this a new install or an old one?

If old, and you have been able to connect before, what changed on the server?

If new, check this link for information:...

Wow. People really do talk about the weather around the water cooler, don't they?

@=)

Can I just say, I hate that nothing dies in Florida? For those of you experiencing winter, please send snow in my direction. I'm in desperate need of something to...

allergies

Evil Kraig F (2/15/2012)

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Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)

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bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)

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Now, now be honest is it the chocolate or the Martinis ...