sql-lover (7/22/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (7/22/2016)

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I have a T-SQL job backing up databases to a snapvault-mirrored NAS share. What snapvault means is we can write to the NAS share, but we cannot...

ThomasRushton (7/22/2016)

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I see this (and minor variations thereof) regularly; unfortunately, our infrastructure guys aren't able to provide me with any information about what's causing the problem...

...and are dangling the prospect...

Kazmerelda (7/22/2016)

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GilaMonster (7/21/2016)

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I doubt it's anything to do with the app. RStudio doesn't have query designer features, R (the language) just connects to SQL using ODBC and passes over whatever...

jasona.work (7/22/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (7/22/2016)

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Oh, now this is funny.

My SO's ex-boss still stays in contact with him. I've met her a few times.

Today she emails the SO. Apparently UX named a...

Oh, now this is funny.

My SO's ex-boss still stays in contact with him. I've met her a few times.

Today she emails the SO. Apparently UX named a table in a...

I thought CE meant circuitous editor... Am I wrong? :w00t:

HA!

For that alone, you get internet cookies. @=)

jasona.work (7/19/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (7/19/2016)

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blink

blink. blink.

SYSTEM TIME: 08:34:000

SYSTEM DATE: 2016-07-19

blink. blink.

I ... survived?

I SURVIVED!!!

The schedule:

Friday - work 5:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. (45...

blink

blink. blink.

SYSTEM TIME: 08:34:000

SYSTEM DATE: 2016-07-19

blink. blink.

I ... survived?

I SURVIVED!!!

The schedule:

Friday - work 5:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. (45 minute lunch). Sleep...

ThomasRushton (7/14/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (7/14/2016)

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Phil Parkin (7/14/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (7/14/2016)

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jasona.work (7/14/2016)To quote the lady from Ghostbusters (1984): "WE GOT ONE!!"

:w00t:

The lovely Tahitian Island of Tahaa!

If I liquidate everything, I can come up...

Phil Parkin (7/14/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (7/14/2016)

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jasona.work (7/14/2016)To quote the lady from Ghostbusters (1984): "WE GOT ONE!!"

:w00t:

The lovely Tahitian Island of Tahaa!

If I liquidate everything, I can come up with ~$400K, who...

I...

Today's GAAAAAH.

That moment when you're checking off all your server upgrade list items and suddenly realize that SSRS is not cluster aware, nor is it installed on your failover servers.

DUH....

Jeff Moden (7/12/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (7/12/2016)

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Last week before upgrade and the stupid IP addresses for my AGs and one of my sql instances aren't responding to pings.

Who has the porkchop launcher?...

Aren't there laws about this?

And if there aren't, we should all lobby Congress and the Senate. No RDBM...