Are the posted questions getting worse?
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Here's one that reminded me of many of the questions the we get: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2009-12-07/
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RBarryYoung (12/7/2009)
Here's one that reminded me of many of the questions the we get: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2009-12-07/Very accurately depicted
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Steve Jones - Editor (12/7/2009)
OK, I couldn't resist: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic829828-338-1.aspxNow that's comedy...
love when people sling quotes around in direct opposition to their behavior.
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Shut up, Ben.
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jcrawf02 (12/8/2009)
"Never leave till tomorrow which you can do today" ~ Ben Franklin
Shut up, Ben.
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Tonight I get to meet another of the SSC family in person as GSquared is coming to speak at OPASS. Always cool to be able to put a face and voice to a name. Once I've met someone I almost always hear their voice when I read one of their posts. This is especially true with Gail's because she's the only one with a non-American accent that I've met thus far.
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remind me to talk like the priest from Princess Bride should we ever meet...:-P
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Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
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Great now I can't get that voice out of my head!
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Mawwiage.....
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Jack Corbett (12/8/2009)
Great now I can't get that voice out of my head!hmm, Yoda you hear when mine you read, right?
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Lynn Pettis (12/8/2009)
Jack Corbett (12/8/2009)
Great now I can't get that voice out of my head!hmm, Yoda you hear when mine you read, right?
Lynn, I hope you've mastered the ability to imitate Yoda. That could be fun when meeting one of us.
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Lynn Pettis (12/8/2009)
Jack Corbett (12/8/2009)
Great now I can't get that voice out of my head!hmm, Yoda you hear when mine you read, right?
Only when you write like Yoda. When you write in "normal" English I don't get a voice because I haven't heard your voice in person yet.
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Lynn Pettis (12/8/2009)
Jack Corbett (12/8/2009)
Great now I can't get that voice out of my head!hmm, Yoda you hear when mine you read, right?
I certainly do.
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I also figured that yoda talks the way he does in public to confuse people. Catch him behind close doors and he talks just like the rest of us. :w00t:
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Like Jack, I definitely hear Gail's accent, and hear Lynn as Yoda voice only when he yodaspeaks.
Hopefully y'all have forgotten just how bad my southern drawl sounds.
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Every time I do Yoda it comes out Scooby-Doo.
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