December 7, 2009 at 11:28 am
Grant Fritchey (12/7/2009)
Number 6 (12/7/2009)
At least he put it in the Hardware section of the Forums....They're talking about fixing mice, what are you doing here Alvin? Run! Run!
Grant, don't you know the difference between a chipmunk and a mouse?
I'm up high in the tree anyway. They'd have to catch me first!!!!!
:hehe:
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December 7, 2009 at 11:42 am
Grant Fritchey (12/7/2009)
Number 6 (12/7/2009)
At least he put it in the Hardware section of the Forums....They're talking about fixing mice, what are you doing here Alvin? Run! Run!
ROFLOL
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December 7, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Grant, don't you know the difference between a chipmunk and a mouse?
I'm up high in the tree anyway. They'd have to catch me first!!!!!
:hehe:
Sorry, all you rodents look alike to me.
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December 7, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Grant Fritchey (12/7/2009)
Grant, don't you know the difference between a chipmunk and a mouse?
I'm up high in the tree anyway. They'd have to catch me first!!!!!
:hehe:
Sorry, all you rodents look alike to me.
Well, could have been worse. He didn't call me a "dirty rat". 😉
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December 7, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Alvin Ramard (12/7/2009)
Grant Fritchey (12/7/2009)
Grant, don't you know the difference between a chipmunk and a mouse?
I'm up high in the tree anyway. They'd have to catch me first!!!!!
:hehe:
Sorry, all you rodents look alike to me.
Well, could have been worse. He didn't call me a "dirty rat". 😉
OK. That's about as weird as I can get without involving chemicals.
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December 7, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Grant Fritchey (12/7/2009)
Alvin Ramard (12/7/2009)
Grant Fritchey (12/7/2009)
Grant, don't you know the difference between a chipmunk and a mouse?
I'm up high in the tree anyway. They'd have to catch me first!!!!!
:hehe:
Sorry, all you rodents look alike to me.
Well, could have been worse. He didn't call me a "dirty rat". 😉
OK. That's about as weird as I can get without involving chemicals.
I'll have you know I took a shower this morning!!! So who you calling a dirty rat? 😎
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December 7, 2009 at 1:51 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (12/7/2009)
GilaMonster (12/7/2009)
Grant Fritchey (12/7/2009)
Nah, I'm just peeved because of... well, read for yourself.Oh man. Bob, I LOVE your reply to that thread. What I was thinking, but too polite to say.
Yes, indeed - awesome reply.
Hmmm, now we're fellow newbies. 🙂
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December 7, 2009 at 2:21 pm
GilaMonster (12/7/2009)
CirquedeSQLeil (12/7/2009)
GilaMonster (12/7/2009)
Grant Fritchey (12/7/2009)
Nah, I'm just peeved because of... well, read for yourself.Oh man. Bob, I LOVE your reply to that thread. What I was thinking, but too polite to say.
Yes, indeed - awesome reply.
Hmmm, now we're fellow newbies. 🙂
Sweeeeeet 😎
I guess he didn't take too kindly?
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December 7, 2009 at 2:24 pm
GilaMonster (12/7/2009)
CirquedeSQLeil (12/7/2009)
GilaMonster (12/7/2009)
Grant Fritchey (12/7/2009)
Nah, I'm just peeved because of... well, read for yourself.Oh man. Bob, I LOVE your reply to that thread. What I was thinking, but too polite to say.
Yes, indeed - awesome reply.
Hmmm, now we're fellow newbies. 🙂
I just assumed neither statement applied to me. The first because of "fellow" and the second because of "newbies".
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December 7, 2009 at 2:40 pm
"Newbies?"
I thought he said "Newfies".... and was talking about Alvin! 😛
By the way, Steve, I ready the journey/destination reply and thought it was brilliant.
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December 7, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Number 6 (12/7/2009)
"Newbies?"I thought he said "Newfies".... and was talking about Alvin! 😛
By the way, Steve, I ready the journey/destination reply and thought it was brilliant.
I'm not a Newfie!!! I'm from Nova Scotia. There's big difference between the 2. 😀
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December 7, 2009 at 2:43 pm
GabyYYZ (12/7/2009)
And now for something completely different, a coworker, non-DBA, forwarded me this link. I thought it was a hilarious Dilbert: http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/2009-11-01/%5B/url%5DEdit: Fixed hyperlink
Yeah, I liked that one too. :laugh:
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December 7, 2009 at 2:47 pm
I'm not a Newfie!!! I'm from Nova Scotia.
Doesn't Newfoundland have it's own time zone?
It's 27.5 minutes ahead of Nova Scotia or something like that.
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December 7, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Number 6 (12/7/2009)
I'm not a Newfie!!! I'm from Nova Scotia.
Doesn't Newfoundland have it's own time zone?
It's 27.5 minutes ahead of Nova Scotia or something like that.
It's 30 minutes ahead, well, so they think. A TV show starting at 8:00 in NS starts at 8:30 in Newfoundland, so we like to say they're 30 minutes behind.
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December 7, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Alvin Ramard (12/7/2009)
Grant Fritchey (12/7/2009)
Number 6 (12/7/2009)
At least he put it in the Hardware section of the Forums....They're talking about fixing mice, what are you doing here Alvin? Run! Run!
Grant, don't you know the difference between a chipmunk and a mouse?
Wrong question, Alvin, it's not Grant you have to worry about. The question you should be asking is, "does someone who asks a question like that know the difference?" :w00t:
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