January 5, 2021 at 10:46 pm
Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:Happy New Year, hopefully everyone is starting the year out on a good note.
BWAAAA-HAAAAAA!!! Some of my fellow older folks in the crowd will have an appreciation for what I think is a good note...
I farted, it made a sound... and I didn't have to change my underwear! 😀
I know, I know... "only on THE THREAD"! 😀
And the grand kids laughed and laughed and laughed :):):)
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January 5, 2021 at 11:34 pm
Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:Happy New Year, hopefully everyone is starting the year out on a good note.
BWAAAA-HAAAAAA!!! Some of my fellow older folks in the crowd will have an appreciation for what I think is a good note...
I farted, it made a sound... and I didn't have to change my underwear! 😀
I know, I know... "only on THE THREAD"! 😀
And only you would say it out loud! 😀
January 6, 2021 at 9:28 am
...
I farted, it made a sound... and I didn't have to change my underwear! 😀
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MADE MY DAY ! ! 😀
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January 6, 2021 at 4:24 pm
Let us uphold our standard on this site, assumptions and speculations have no place on this top quality forums!
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Just have a look at this:
https://www.sqlservercentral.com/forums/topic/decimal-places-2#post-3828162
January 6, 2021 at 4:32 pm
Keeping with the subject...
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January 6, 2021 at 5:19 pm
Haven't been active in quite a bit here, but hope everyone is well and stayed healthy through 2020.
Glad to see the tone of THE THREAD hasn't changed.
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January 6, 2021 at 5:36 pm
Let us uphold our standard on this site, assumptions and speculations have no place on this top quality forums!
😎
Just have a look at this:
https://www.sqlservercentral.com/forums/topic/decimal-places-2#post-3828162
There are way too many threads like that one and I've taken to just not even getting involved on such threads anymore. It's a shame that it's come to that but, lordy, who has the time anymore?
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January 6, 2021 at 5:59 pm
This is my new favorite.
https://www.sqlservercentral.com/forums/topic/tuning-query-2
Wow. Just Wow.
Michael L John
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January 6, 2021 at 7:11 pm
My favorite of all time actually has nothing to do with SQL Server. It was a post (wish I kept the link) about an HP printer tech that was trying to help someone with a printer problem. To make a really long story short, the person claimed the printer wouldn't print Yellow stuff and the tech was trying to help over the phone. After many calls amounting to a couple of hours, it suddenly dawned on the tech as to what might be wrong and asked, "Ma'am... what color paper are you trying to print on"? The answer was, of course, "Yellow".
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January 6, 2021 at 7:14 pm
Michael L John wrote:I wonder if the virus was the cause of PASS's demise, or was it the final nail in the coffin?
I hope that it was just the first, but I fear it's the second.
This is public stuff I've talked about in the past, so no new info, but maybe all new in one place.
We had a balanced budget last year. In short, Summit made enough money to keep PASS going. We also had plans for Pass Pro finally in place (we'd been working on it for a while). We were going into 2020 with Summit in a new location that lots of people were excited about, Houston, and a new revenue stream we were going to build. Everything looked fantastic.
However, our principal income was Summit. 93%. And, what's more, that income doesn't arrive in September. It takes all year to arrive. As soon as the lockdowns hit, revenue went to ZERO. For weeks, no one registered.
During that period, we scrambled. First, we got out of our commitments to Houston, because if we had to pay off the venue and the hotels there because of a cancellation, the organization would have been out of business in the spring. Then, we had to get a source of revenue, immediately. Virtual Summit was born. It made money (as in more money came in than it cost to put on), but not enough. We also launched Pass Pro, a little sooner than we had planned, but it was part of our attempt to keep things going. It didn't make enough either.
It was Covid. The lockdowns. The fact that we were still dependent on an in-person event for fund raising. While we knew we needed to diversify, and were doing it, we weren't done. We had no idea, nor did anyone else, that all travel would be banned across most of the globe. If we had known, sure, we would have done other stuff.
For what it's worth, my local radio club has always counted on an in-person event for fund raising. Can't happen and we're looking at the club going out of business.
Cancelling the world has repercussions.
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January 6, 2021 at 7:16 pm
Doggone it. Silly thing took me to an old post on the thread and I responded a second time. Sorry. I'll leave it up.
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January 6, 2021 at 7:28 pm
Doggone it. Silly thing took me to an old post on the thread and I responded a second time. Sorry. I'll leave it up.
It's tough getting old.
Michael L John
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