Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:

    A moment of silence, please.

    I heard from his family and Mike Vessey, https://www.sqlservercentral.com/author/mvdba, passed away on 25 Jun 2020. I was pleased to meet Mike and host him on a panel at one of our SQL in the City events a couple years ago.

    If I hear more or have an obituary notice, I'll post it here.

    Oh, lordy... another good one gone.  So sad.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:

    A moment of silence, please.

    I heard from his family and Mike Vessey, https://www.sqlservercentral.com/author/mvdba, passed away on 25 Jun 2020. I was pleased to meet Mike and host him on a panel at one of our SQL in the City events a couple years ago.

    If I hear more or have an obituary notice, I'll post it here.

    R.I.P. Mike

    😎

  • If Steve finds an obit link and you worked with him, please think about leaving a post on the memorial stating what impact he may have had on you. I found it very comforting when my grandfather passed reading stories about him interacting professionally or as an educator to people. I knew he did some of that, but it was different to hear from the people who felt he was important to them.

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  • Rest in peace Mike

  • I don't often post here ( forced retirement due to current pandemic); but he was one of the guys whose advice I would read and heed. A sad day.

    -------------------------------Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden [/url]Smart way to ask a question
    There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand (the world). There is no such thing as a dumb question. ― Carl Sagan
    I would never join a club that would allow me as a member - Groucho Marx

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:

    A moment of silence, please.

    I heard from his family and Mike Vessey, https://www.sqlservercentral.com/author/mvdba, passed away on 25 Jun 2020. I was pleased to meet Mike and host him on a panel at one of our SQL in the City events a couple years ago.

    If I hear more or have an obituary notice, I'll post it here.

    Very sad news. My condolences to his family and those that knew him well.

    Thom~

    Excuse my typos and sometimes awful grammar. My fingers work faster than my brain does.
    Larnu.uk

  • Indeed very sad News, R.I.P. and my condolences to his family.

  • I've decided to add my name to the list of Steve's around here.  My first post on SSC was about 1 year ago.  When I signed up I wasn't sure what was the right to go.  Seems like a good time to get rid of the old 'scdecade' anonymous screen name.

    Aus dem Paradies, das Cantor uns geschaffen, soll uns niemand vertreiben können

  • Steve Collins wrote:

    I've decided to add my name to the list of Steve's around here.  My first post on SSC was about 1 year ago.  When I signed up I wasn't sure what was the right to go.  Seems like a good time to get rid of the old 'scdecade' anonymous screen name.

    And now all I can think about is the monkey from Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs...

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  • jonathan.crawford wrote:

    Steve Collins wrote:

    I've decided to add my name to the list of Steve's around here.  My first post on SSC was about 1 year ago.  When I signed up I wasn't sure what was the right to go.  Seems like a good time to get rid of the old 'scdecade' anonymous screen name.

    And now all I can think about is the monkey from Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNoucWX5QCw

    I had to look it up!

    Aus dem Paradies, das Cantor uns geschaffen, soll uns niemand vertreiben können

  • Then you must not be familiar with the FLDSMDFR (pronounced "fl-dzz-mm-duh-fur"), the inspiration for all my acronyms at work. Now I have to go build a function with that name that does....something....only works if you put input as "water" and returns random foods...

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  • In the "old" system, we used to be able to get RSS feeds from people's blogs. Is that possible now? I don't see that option when I'm at https://www.sqlservercentral.com/author/RSP

    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes


    If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
    Links:
    For better assistance in answering your questions
    Performance Problems
    Common date/time routines
    Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

  • Checking, Wayne. Not sure where these might be. I thought WP generated these automatically.

  • Thanks Steve

    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes


    If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
    Links:
    For better assistance in answering your questions
    Performance Problems
    Common date/time routines
    Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

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