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Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182948 More actions · Answer 1

A smoking porkchop, Jeff you will have to accept that evidence are pointing your way

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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 2

jonathan.crawford wrote:

Then you grow up and find out that your family crossed the pond in 1643 and was farming in Pennsylvania and Ohio by the time Mozart was entertaining the court. Weird.

Heh - If that's the case, then our family trees may well intersect at some point. 😀

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Michael L John One Orange Chip Points: 27079 More actions · Answer 3

Ed Wagner wrote:

jonathan.crawford wrote:
Then you grow up and find out that your family crossed the pond in 1643 and was farming in Pennsylvania and Ohio by the time Mozart was entertaining the court. Weird.
Heh - If that's the case, then our family trees may well intersect at some point. 😀

I didn’t think DBA’s had family trees. If you ask a developer, we were hatched, or cooked up in a lab someplace.

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jonathan.crawford SSCertifiable Points: 6615 More actions · Answer 4

Michael L John wrote:

Ed Wagner wrote:
jonathan.crawford wrote:
Then you grow up and find out that your family crossed the pond in 1643 and was farming in Pennsylvania and Ohio by the time Mozart was entertaining the court. Weird.
Heh - If that's the case, then our family trees may well intersect at some point. 😀
I didn’t think DBA’s had family trees. If you ask a developer, we were hatched, or cooked up in a lab someplace.

I'm more of a developer. Our trees grew out of your gene "pool" in a more structured way. Cue fish out of water and NoSQL has no structure jokes...

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Michael L John One Orange Chip Points: 27079 More actions · Answer 5

Interesting read

https://jenstirrup.com/2020/06/24/i-have-stepped-down-as-a-microsoft-mvp/

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Jo Pattyn SSC-Dedicated Points: 32513 More actions · Answer 6

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June 29, 2020 at 7:31 am

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Sad thing that it has to come so far.

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 738917 More actions · Answer 7

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June 29, 2020 at 2:13 pm

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Sad indeed

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 738917 More actions · Answer 8

A moment of silence, please.

I heard from his family and Mike Vessey, https://www.sqlservercentral.com/author/mvdba, passed away on 25 Jun 2020. I was pleased to meet Mike and host him on a panel at one of our SQL in the City events a couple years ago.

If I hear more or have an obituary notice, I'll post it here.

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004646 More actions · Answer 9

Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:

A moment of silence, please.
I heard from his family and Mike Vessey, https://www.sqlservercentral.com/author/mvdba, passed away on 25 Jun 2020. I was pleased to meet Mike and host him on a panel at one of our SQL in the City events a couple years ago.
If I hear more or have an obituary notice, I'll post it here.

Oh, lordy... another good one gone. So sad.

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Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182948 More actions · Answer 10

Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:

A moment of silence, please.
I heard from his family and Mike Vessey, https://www.sqlservercentral.com/author/mvdba, passed away on 25 Jun 2020. I was pleased to meet Mike and host him on a panel at one of our SQL in the City events a couple years ago.
If I hear more or have an obituary notice, I'll post it here.

R.I.P. Mike

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jonathan.crawford SSCertifiable Points: 6615 More actions · Answer 11

If Steve finds an obit link and you worked with him, please think about leaving a post on the memorial stating what impact he may have had on you. I found it very comforting when my grandfather passed reading stories about him interacting professionally or as an educator to people. I knew he did some of that, but it was different to hear from the people who felt he was important to them.

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Jo Pattyn SSC-Dedicated Points: 32513 More actions · Answer 12

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June 30, 2020 at 7:21 am

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Rest in peace Mike

Stuart Davies SSCoach Points: 19505 More actions · Answer 13

I don't often post here ( forced retirement due to current pandemic); but he was one of the guys whose advice I would read and heed. A sad day.

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Thom A SSC Guru Points: 99143 More actions · Answer 14

Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:

A moment of silence, please.
I heard from his family and Mike Vessey, https://www.sqlservercentral.com/author/mvdba, passed away on 25 Jun 2020. I was pleased to meet Mike and host him on a panel at one of our SQL in the City events a couple years ago.
If I hear more or have an obituary notice, I'll post it here.

Very sad news. My condolences to his family and those that knew him well.

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DinoRS SSCrazy Points: 2683 More actions · Answer 15

Indeed very sad News, R.I.P. and my condolences to his family.