Are the posted questions getting worse?
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Tik tok, baby, let's see the Drewster compete with these girls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zq9z6HHTak
- drew.allen wrote:Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:
Wait, dancing? Are we getting a video posted somewhere?
I'm too busy dancing to take videos, but I might be able to find something online.
Drew
I finally found something online. This is from the LCFD Dance Camp in 2011. LCFD is the Lavender Country and Folk Dancers an LGBTQ+ folk dance community based in Boston, MA. I'm WAY in the back on the right in a tan shirt and black shorts (and knee braces). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJcmYCbrCIo
This is contra dancing, but I spend much more time square dancing. They have similar roots, but they have diverged somewhat.
Drew
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Nice, Drew. Moving well with the knee braces.
The group moving, flowing, and switching is somewhat hypnotizing. Neat to see.
Thanks
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BWAAAA-HAAAAA-HAAAAAA!!!! I swear... I didn't do it! 😀
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-mysterious-deaths-of-6-historical-figures
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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BWAAAA-HAAAAA-HAAAAAA!!!! I swear... I didn't do it! 😀
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-mysterious-deaths-of-6-historical-figures
Seeing as his death was in 1791, I certainly hope you didn't do it. I feel old sometimes, but I don't think any of us are that old. 🙂
- Ed Wagner wrote:Jeff Moden wrote:
BWAAAA-HAAAAA-HAAAAAA!!!! I swear... I didn't do it! 😀
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-mysterious-deaths-of-6-historical-figures
Seeing as his death was in 1791, I certainly hope you didn't do it. I feel old sometimes, but I don't think any of us are that old. 🙂
I am pretty skilled when it comes to the use of DBCC TIMEWARP. 😀
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally) -
always figured you to be more of a Bach fan.
Y'know, you grow up and pick up an instrument, and you learn about all these people in the far off mists of time, and it feels like such a long, long time ago.
Then you grow up and find out that your family crossed the pond in 1643 and was farming in Pennsylvania and Ohio by the time Mozart was entertaining the court. Weird.
Kinda like finding out that Oxford is older than the Aztecs.
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A smoking porkchop, Jeff you will have to accept that evidence are pointing your way
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- jonathan.crawford wrote:
Then you grow up and find out that your family crossed the pond in 1643 and was farming in Pennsylvania and Ohio by the time Mozart was entertaining the court. Weird.
Heh - If that's the case, then our family trees may well intersect at some point. 😀
- Ed Wagner wrote:jonathan.crawford wrote:
Then you grow up and find out that your family crossed the pond in 1643 and was farming in Pennsylvania and Ohio by the time Mozart was entertaining the court. Weird.
Heh - If that's the case, then our family trees may well intersect at some point. 😀
I didn’t think DBA’s had family trees. If you ask a developer, we were hatched, or cooked up in a lab someplace.
Michael L John
If you assassinate a DBA, would you pull a trigger?
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http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/61537/ - Michael L John wrote:Ed Wagner wrote:jonathan.crawford wrote:
Then you grow up and find out that your family crossed the pond in 1643 and was farming in Pennsylvania and Ohio by the time Mozart was entertaining the court. Weird.
Heh - If that's the case, then our family trees may well intersect at some point. 😀
I didn’t think DBA’s had family trees. If you ask a developer, we were hatched, or cooked up in a lab someplace.
I'm more of a developer. Our trees grew out of your gene "pool" in a more structured way. Cue fish out of water and NoSQL has no structure jokes...
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Interesting read
https://jenstirrup.com/2020/06/24/i-have-stepped-down-as-a-microsoft-mvp/
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Sad thing that it has to come so far.
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Sad indeed
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A moment of silence, please.
I heard from his family and Mike Vessey, https://www.sqlservercentral.com/author/mvdba, passed away on 25 Jun 2020. I was pleased to meet Mike and host him on a panel at one of our SQL in the City events a couple years ago.
If I hear more or have an obituary notice, I'll post it here.
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