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  • Michael L John wrote:

    Well, the big company meeting announcing what changes will be made was held this morning.  I will still have a job, but everyone making over 60k is getting an automatic 20% pay cut.

    BWAAA-HAAA-HAAA!!!!   So it's not affecting you, right? 😀 😀 😀

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • jasona.work wrote:

    So, how's everyone surviving the shut in?

    We've got a nice day on tap here, and while I'm putting in a couple extra hours this afternoon, I think I still ought to be able to get out on my bike and put a couple miles on.  At least it gets me fresh air and exercise.

    Getting various around-the-house projects that've been put off / ugh I don't want to go up in the attic / I'll get to it later done.

    Doing OK at the ranch. Cooking and baking more. We are all pitching in with cleaning the house, since that's our job now. Walking dogs, and I'm lucky I have space to do so. Hitting the store every 3-4 days, but mostly laying low, tackling some maintenance on weekends and some afternoons.

  • Michael L John wrote:

    Well, the big company meeting announcing what changes will be made was held this morning.  I will still have a job, but everyone making over 60k is getting an automatic 20% pay cut.  No company match on the 401k.

    I wonder if they realize that good technicians are still valuable, and are still being hired.  I'm guessing that everyone in my group can get a 20% raise over their current salary by moving on.

    I've had some friends disagree, but I worry that older/more $$ employees might get screwed as businesses cut down and use this change to clear some of the extra staff and maybe reduce costs.

  • Jeff Moden wrote:

    Michael L John wrote:

    Well, the big company meeting announcing what changes will be made was held this morning.  I will still have a job, but everyone making over 60k is getting an automatic 20% pay cut.

    BWAAA-HAAA-HAAA!!!!   So it's not affecting you, right? 😀 😀 😀

    You couldn't resist could you?  Surprised Ed didn't beat you to the punch.

     

    Michael L John
    If you assassinate a DBA, would you pull a trigger?
    To properly post on a forum:
    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/61537/

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:

    Michael L John wrote:

    Well, the big company meeting announcing what changes will be made was held this morning.  I will still have a job, but everyone making over 60k is getting an automatic 20% pay cut.  No company match on the 401k.

    I wonder if they realize that good technicians are still valuable, and are still being hired.  I'm guessing that everyone in my group can get a 20% raise over their current salary by moving on.

    I've had some friends disagree, but I worry that older/more $$ employees might get screwed as businesses cut down and use this change to clear some of the extra staff and maybe reduce costs.

    No company could have been prepared for this.  And, because of that, I fear that real thought will not be put into the decision about who to get rid of and who to keep.  They may simply sort the departmental salaries from high to low in a spreadsheet and start cutting the bigger numbers.  In the one-on-one conversation I had with my boss prior to this meeting, he assured me that I had nothing to worry about.  Our group is unique in the fact that regardless if we have 1 or 1000 clients, we still need to keep the systems running.  And, we can certainly perform almost all of the duties of any number of other groups.

     

    Michael L John
    If you assassinate a DBA, would you pull a trigger?
    To properly post on a forum:
    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/61537/

  • Michael L John wrote:

    Jeff Moden wrote:

    Michael L John wrote:

    Well, the big company meeting announcing what changes will be made was held this morning.  I will still have a job, but everyone making over 60k is getting an automatic 20% pay cut.

    BWAAA-HAAA-HAAA!!!!   So it's not affecting you, right? 😀 😀 😀

    You couldn't resist could you?  Surprised Ed didn't beat you to the punch.

    Oh - I saw it and almost responded, but I restrained myself. 😀

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:

    Michael L John wrote:

    Well, the big company meeting announcing what changes will be made was held this morning.  I will still have a job, but everyone making over 60k is getting an automatic 20% pay cut.  No company match on the 401k.

    I wonder if they realize that good technicians are still valuable, and are still being hired.  I'm guessing that everyone in my group can get a 20% raise over their current salary by moving on.

    I've had some friends disagree, but I worry that older/more $$ employees might get screwed as businesses cut down and use this change to clear some of the extra staff and maybe reduce costs.

    I am the canary in your coal mine.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • Michael L John wrote:

    No company could have been prepared for this.  And, because of that, I fear that real thought will not be put into the decision about who to get rid of and who to keep.  They may simply sort the departmental salaries from high to low in a spreadsheet and start cutting the bigger numbers.  In the one-on-one conversation I had with my boss prior to this meeting, he assured me that I had nothing to worry about.  Our group is unique in the fact that regardless if we have 1 or 1000 clients, we still need to keep the systems running.  And, we can certainly perform almost all of the duties of any number of other groups.

    A friend just went through this and they actually did it differently. They sorted, as you say, dropped the bottom 40% or so, cut the pay of the top and increased their workload. They know who can do the better job, they just don't want to pay for it any more.

     

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • Grant Fritchey wrote:

    Michael L John wrote:

    No company could have been prepared for this.  And, because of that, I fear that real thought will not be put into the decision about who to get rid of and who to keep.  They may simply sort the departmental salaries from high to low in a spreadsheet and start cutting the bigger numbers.  In the one-on-one conversation I had with my boss prior to this meeting, he assured me that I had nothing to worry about.  Our group is unique in the fact that regardless if we have 1 or 1000 clients, we still need to keep the systems running.  And, we can certainly perform almost all of the duties of any number of other groups.

    A friend just went through this and they actually did it differently. They sorted, as you say, dropped the bottom 40% or so, cut the pay of the top and increased their workload. They know who can do the better job, they just don't want to pay for it any more.

    Well, that's one of the reasons I am still here.  There is a group who all have 20 years worth of one days experience.  The same crap, day after day.  I have tried to automate this stuff with them, but nope, they won't have anything to do.  Mike can pick up some of that if need be.  Mike can write the code if need be.  Mike can do reports if need be.  The list goes on and on.

    Michael L John
    If you assassinate a DBA, would you pull a trigger?
    To properly post on a forum:
    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/61537/

  • It's interesting. A friend was over last night. He has 400+ reports under him. Had to let 10% go at the beginning of the year. Easy to do. Got told this week that he needs to let 30% go because of less business.

     

    Works at a large tech company that I can't name, but we all know the name. Crazy times.

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:

    It's interesting. A friend was over last night. He has 400+ reports under him. Had to let 10% go at the beginning of the year. Easy to do. Got told this week that he needs to let 30% go because of less business.

    Works at a large tech company that I can't name, but we all know the name. Crazy times.

     

    Heh... Redgate? 😀 😀 😀

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Grant Fritchey wrote:

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor wrote:

    Michael L John wrote:

    Well, the big company meeting announcing what changes will be made was held this morning.  I will still have a job, but everyone making over 60k is getting an automatic 20% pay cut.  No company match on the 401k.

    I wonder if they realize that good technicians are still valuable, and are still being hired.  I'm guessing that everyone in my group can get a 20% raise over their current salary by moving on.

    I've had some friends disagree, but I worry that older/more $$ employees might get screwed as businesses cut down and use this change to clear some of the extra staff and maybe reduce costs.

    I am the canary in your coal mine.

    Rumor has it that the first people that will get axed are people that keep badmouthing SQL Profiler.  😀 😀 😀

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Jeff Moden wrote:

    No need to pile on for the following but, because of things like this, security breeches in the world just don't surprise me anymore.

    https://www.sqlservercentral.com/forums/topic/only-one-expression-can-be-specified-in-the-select-list-when-the-subquery-is-not

    How do these people get their jobs?

    Please note, this kind of developers are not the ones whose salaries are getting cut:

    Michael L John wrote:

    I will still have a job, but everyone making over 60k is getting an automatic 20% pay cut. 

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    Code for TallyGenerator

  • Jeff Moden wrote:

    Grant Fritchey wrote:

    I am the canary in your coal mine.

    Rumor has it that the first people that will get axed are people that keep badmouthing SQL Profiler.  😀 😀 😀

    HA! Nice.

    However, you'd be wrong. In fact, the intro class on ExEvents we did at our event last week, Redgate Streamed, was so wildly successful, we're looking at doing several more. Breaking it down into an even more introductory and basic one and an advanced one, along with one, or more, specific to Redgate tools. ExEvents is the future and the future is right now! WHOOP!

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • Grant Fritchey wrote:

    ExEvents is the future and the future is right now! WHOOP!

    Yeah.

    Still the future...

     

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    Code for TallyGenerator

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