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Sean Lange SSC Guru Points: 286609 More actions · Answer 1

TomThomson (9/2/2014)
Sean Lange (9/2/2014)
Lynn Pettis (9/2/2014)
AARRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! Someone fire the man. He has no business in this business.
In my experience nearly 95% of the people in this business actually have the brains to be in this business. Then there are about 4% of those with enough brains that don't have a "give a damn" to learn anything new. That leaves about 1% that have enough drive and brains to actually improve over time.
I'm confused. You mean 96% or 95% is just 1%???? Not when I was in primary school it wasn't, and that's not the sort of thing that changes over he years (not even over that many years). Maybe there's a bigger language barrier between my English and your English that I thought there was?
Regardless of that, though, I think we both agree with Lynn on the unemployability of the man who couldn't imagine a set-based solution.

Luis got it right. The barrier is not between your English and mine. The barrier is clearly between me and the keyboard. :hehe:

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Gazareth One Orange Chip Points: 27737 More actions · Answer 2

I've just been told: "We don't recommend running SQL commands against the database"

Right. May as well go home then!

Koen Verbeeck SSC Guru Points: 259197 More actions · Answer 3

Gazareth (9/3/2014)
I've just been told: "We don't recommend running SQL commands against the database"
Right. May as well go home then!

I guess they meant ad-hoc queries?

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xsevensinzx One Orange Chip Points: 25560 More actions · Answer 4

I keep coming to this thread just to read all your fueled responses. It's baiting me to post a seriously dumb question just to read the reactions in this thread. 😛

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281344 More actions · Answer 5

Koen Verbeeck (9/3/2014)
Gazareth (9/3/2014)
I've just been told: "We don't recommend running SQL commands against the database"
Right. May as well go home then!
I guess they meant ad-hoc queries?

Nah. Just tell them you are not running commands. You are just executing scripts. :Whistling:

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Koen Verbeeck SSC Guru Points: 259197 More actions · Answer 6

xsevensinzx (9/3/2014)
I keep coming to this thread just to read all your fueled responses. It's baiting me to post a seriously dumb question just to read the reactions in this thread. 😛

Like how to drop a database?

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Gazareth One Orange Chip Points: 27737 More actions · Answer 7

Koen Verbeeck (9/3/2014)
Gazareth (9/3/2014)
I've just been told: "We don't recommend running SQL commands against the database"
Right. May as well go home then!
I guess they meant ad-hoc queries?

Presumably, although there are no procs in the database, nor is it referenced from other dbs on the instance. So, err...

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004514 More actions · Answer 8

Koen Verbeeck (9/3/2014)
xsevensinzx (9/3/2014)
I keep coming to this thread just to read all your fueled responses. It's baiting me to post a seriously dumb question just to read the reactions in this thread. 😛
Like how to drop a database?

"Drop doesn't do everything that I want"

I agree completely. It doesn't make coffee or hoover the floors.

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Gazareth One Orange Chip Points: 27737 More actions · Answer 9

SQLRNNR (9/3/2014)
Koen Verbeeck (9/3/2014)
Gazareth (9/3/2014)
I've just been told: "We don't recommend running SQL commands against the database"
Right. May as well go home then!
I guess they meant ad-hoc queries?
Nah. Just tell them you are not running commands. You are just executing scripts. :Whistling:

"It's ok, I'm using Powershell" 😀

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281344 More actions · Answer 10

Gazareth (9/3/2014)
SQLRNNR (9/3/2014)
Koen Verbeeck (9/3/2014)
Gazareth (9/3/2014)
I've just been told: "We don't recommend running SQL commands against the database"
Right. May as well go home then!
I guess they meant ad-hoc queries?
Nah. Just tell them you are not running commands. You are just executing scripts. :Whistling:
"It's ok, I'm using Powershell" 😀

:hehe:

Sweet - another reason to learn powershell.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Gazareth One Orange Chip Points: 27737 More actions · Answer 11

Koen Verbeeck (9/3/2014)
xsevensinzx (9/3/2014)
I keep coming to this thread just to read all your fueled responses. It's baiting me to post a seriously dumb question just to read the reactions in this thread. 😛
Like how to drop a database?

Crikey.

And what is up with that awful banner?!

Sean Lange SSC Guru Points: 286609 More actions · Answer 12

Gazareth (9/3/2014)
Koen Verbeeck (9/3/2014)
xsevensinzx (9/3/2014)
I keep coming to this thread just to read all your fueled responses. It's baiting me to post a seriously dumb question just to read the reactions in this thread. 😛
Like how to drop a database?
Crikey.
And what is up with that awful banner?!

That banner is almost as bad as the advice being offered. I particularly like the way the guys smug look will follow your cursor around his banner.

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Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69953/
Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 2) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69954/

TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104768 More actions · Answer 13

Luis Cazares (9/2/2014)
TomThomson (9/2/2014)
Sean Lange (9/2/2014)
Lynn Pettis (9/2/2014)
AARRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! Someone fire the man. He has no business in this business.
In my experience nearly 95% of the people in this business actually don't have the brains to be in this business. Then there are about 4% of those with enough brains that don't have a "give a damn" to learn anything new. That leaves about 1% that have enough drive and brains to actually improve over time.
I'm confused. You mean 96% or 95% is just 1%???? Not when I was in primary school it wasn't, and that's not the sort of thing that changes over he years (not even over that many years). Maybe there's a bigger language barrier between my English and your English that I thought there was?
Regardless of that, though, I think we both agree with Lynn on the unemployability of the man who couldn't imagine a set-based solution.
I guess there's a word missing. That will give 95 + 4 + 1 = 100

I guess you're right. I must have neen too tired to realise there was a missing "not".

Tom

xsevensinzx One Orange Chip Points: 25560 More actions · Answer 14

Koen Verbeeck (9/3/2014)
xsevensinzx (9/3/2014)
I keep coming to this thread just to read all your fueled responses. It's baiting me to post a seriously dumb question just to read the reactions in this thread. 😛
Like how to drop a database?

I'm going to apply this useful knowledge right now. I have a feeling I may be back with an update.

Gazareth One Orange Chip Points: 27737 More actions · Answer 15

Sean Lange (9/3/2014)
Gazareth (9/3/2014)
Koen Verbeeck (9/3/2014)
xsevensinzx (9/3/2014)
I keep coming to this thread just to read all your fueled responses. It's baiting me to post a seriously dumb question just to read the reactions in this thread. 😛
Like how to drop a database?
Crikey.
And what is up with that awful banner?!
That banner is almost as bad as the advice being offered. I particularly like the way the guys smug look will follow your cursor around his banner.

Yep, and I absolutely did not just spend a few therapeutic moments knocking his head against the side of my screen.