Are the posted questions getting worse?

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TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 1

Ed Wagner (8/28/2014)
I just hope I don't become one of the people who post an answer and forget to answer the original question. 😛

Oh, that's sad - we were hoping you'ld become one of us. 😀 :blush:

Tom

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1003867 More actions · Answer 2

TomThomson (8/29/2014)
Ed Wagner (8/28/2014)
I just hope I don't become one of the people who post an answer and forget to answer the original question. 😛
Oh, that's sad - we were hoping you'ld become one of us. 😀 :blush:

Ummm... ok... what was the question now? 😀

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Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

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Evil Kraig F SSC Guru Points: 100851 More actions · Answer 3

Anybody with a solid level of experience in Service Broker able to help someone out? He's new to the site but he's definitely providing what we need and is competent. It's an intriguing puzzle, but I just don't have time to dig that deeply into it immediately.

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1608456.aspx

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Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182882 More actions · Answer 4

Does anyone have the Crystal Ball, oops I mean Crystal Reports (help needed)

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1003867 More actions · Answer 5

Ok... the dust bunnies are in an uproar and the hunt is on for "lost sock" as the only possible source of the leak for the secret recipe...

https://www.yahoo.com/food/introducing-hopsicles-the-beer-popsicles-c1408568357508.html

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 6

Jeff Moden (8/29/2014)
Ok... the dust bunnies are in an uproar and the hunt is on for "lost sock" as the only possible source of the leak for the secret recipe...
https://www.yahoo.com/food/introducing-hopsicles-the-beer-popsicles-c1408568357508.html

That's taking Kangaroo Valley Beer Disease to the extremes!

Tom

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 7

I am jaded. I just read a reopened old thread by one of my favorite people. How, I ask you, can you work with SQL Server and in IT and not learn how to do things without having to be spoon fed every time you need to do something? Where is the initiative to learn and expand ones knowledge and abilities?

Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182882 More actions · Answer 8

Lynn Pettis (8/30/2014)
I am jaded. I just read a reopened old thread by one of my favorite people. How, I ask you, can you work with SQL Server and in IT and not learn how to do things without having to be spoon fed every time you need to do something? Where is the initiative to learn and expand ones knowledge and abilities?

Looks like he came on the same boat as the spam.

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Greg Edwards-268690 SSC-Insane Points: 20676 More actions · Answer 9

Jeff Moden (8/29/2014)
Ok... the dust bunnies are in an uproar and the hunt is on for "lost sock" as the only possible source of the leak for the secret recipe...
https://www.yahoo.com/food/introducing-hopsicles-the-beer-popsicles-c1408568357508.html

References to chocolate and Pork, along with beer.

Isn't that some kind of trifecta?

Never made beer popsicles in the summer.

Only in the winter ice fishing, or when playing hockey outside.

And using a can for a wrapper didn't work so well.

Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182882 More actions · Answer 10

Greg Edwards-268690 (8/30/2014)
Jeff Moden (8/29/2014)
Ok... the dust bunnies are in an uproar and the hunt is on for "lost sock" as the only possible source of the leak for the secret recipe...
https://www.yahoo.com/food/introducing-hopsicles-the-beer-popsicles-c1408568357508.html
References to chocolate and Pork, along with beer.
Isn't that some kind of trifecta?
Never made beer popsicles in the summer.
Only in the winter ice fishing, or when playing hockey outside.
And using a can for a wrapper didn't work so well.

I agree, naturally frozen popsicles are much better :rolleyes:

Got the recipe from a German guy many many years back, think the name was Fuchs, could he be the source....

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 11

The active thread view reminds me of a Monty Python skit: Spam, spam, spam, spam ... :-P;-):w00t:

Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182882 More actions · Answer 12

Lynn Pettis (8/30/2014)
The active thread view reminds me of a Monty Python skit: Spam, spam, spam, spam ... :-P;-):w00t:

The Menu (translated to SSC'lect)

Post and Spam

Post, QOD and Spam

Spam, QOD , Editorial and Spam

Spam, Post, Spam, Spam, Article and Spam

Spam, Spam, Spam, Post and Spam

Today's Special:

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Post, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 13

Eirikur Eiriksson (8/30/2014)
Lynn Pettis (8/30/2014)
The active thread view reminds me of a Monty Python skit: Spam, spam, spam, spam ... :-P;-):w00t:
The Menu (translated to SSC'lect)
Post and Spam
Post, QOD and Spam
Spam, QOD , Editorial and Spam
Spam, Post, Spam, Spam, Article and Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Post and Spam
Today's Special:
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Post, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam
😎

Page 1 is now ALL spam.

LutzM SSC Guru Points: 107049 More actions · Answer 14

Lynn Pettis (8/30/2014)
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Page 1 is now ALL spam.

Steve wrote a couple of days ago that developers will have a look at it.

I truly hope that's not the result of it... :sick:

Lutz
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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 15

LutzM (8/30/2014)
Lynn Pettis (8/30/2014)
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Page 1 is now ALL spam.
Steve wrote a couple of days ago that developers will have a look at it.
I truly hope that's not the result of it... :sick:

Actually, I think it is because it is the weekend now. During the week it didn't get this bad.