Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Jan Van der Eecken (5/7/2012)


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    The Dixie Flatline (5/3/2012)


    However, I reserve and defend the right to continue "snarking" here in The Thread. 😀

    Snarking is fair enough, but I hope "boojuming" is banned. :rolleyes:

    I would have replied sooner, Tom, but I suddenly and mysteriously vanished away.

    I wanted to ask: Is bandersnatch a verb?

    Any English noun can apparenlty be used as a verb, as in "Pleasure her more tonight..." 😀

    Now you mention it, seems you are quite right. Wouldn't happen in German or Flemish (Afrikaans, yes, maybe), there would always be an "n" or "en" at the end, at least in the infinite form of the verb. Koen or Johan, correct me if I'm wrong.

    You're correct. Or in other words, I can't think of any exception for the moment, so you're probably right 😀

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  • Jan Van der Eecken (5/7/2012)


    Would certainly be great fun writing writing a CLR UDF in C. Maybe with a bit of embedded ASM inside? I'm sure it can be done. :w00t:

    It would be even more fun writing it in Java.

    Fun for the attackers, though. 😛

    -- Gianluca Sartori

  • Someone more knowledgeable regarding the tlog is welcome to help here.

  • I assume most of you saw it, but for those that didn't, my wife quit her job[/url].

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/8/2012)


    I assume most of you saw it, but for those that didn't, my wife quit her job[/url].

    Congratulations to her. It is nice to be able to do something like that. I wish her well.

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  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/8/2012)


    I assume most of you saw it, but for those that didn't, my wife quit her job[/url].

    Congratulations! Great news!

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  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/8/2012)


    I assume most of you saw it, but for those that didn't, my wife quit her job[/url].

    That is awesome Steve!!! I am very happy for both of you.

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  • Lynn Pettis (5/8/2012)


    Someone more knowledgeable regarding the tlog is welcome to help here.

    Gut feel: the DB has been in bulk-logged, and he doesn't realise. Maybe a maintenance job that automatically switches recovery models. In full recovery the log backup only backs up the contents of the transaction log (why tail-log backups are always possible if the log's intact), so 6GB log = 6GB log backup at most.

    Or there's multiple backups going to the same file

    Or there's multiple ldfs and the other one(s) is huge

    Or it's a rather odd bug.

    Can't think of anything else offhand.

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  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/8/2012)


    I assume most of you saw it, but for those that didn't, my wife quit her job[/url].

    She didn't quit her job, but started her dream job.

    You usually can't go wrong doing something you are passionate about.

    Best wishes on the new adventure!

  • Thanks, everyone. She struggled a bit to get going yesterday in the rain, but today she's having fun working in the barn.

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/8/2012)


    I assume most of you saw it, but for those that didn't, my wife quit her job[/url].

    Wonderful news. Best of luck to her and the family.

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  • May you are your family enjoy .....

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

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  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/8/2012)


    I assume most of you saw it, but for those that didn't, my wife quit her job[/url].

    Absolutely awesome! Congratulations to you both, Steve!

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/8/2012)


    I assume most of you saw it, but for those that didn't, my wife quit her job[/url].

    Kudos to both of you for working together to make this possible!

    -Ki

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