December 2, 2011 at 9:50 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/2/2011)
SQL Server is better than Oracle
I wouldn't argue on it... After all it's SSC...
December 2, 2011 at 9:58 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/2/2011)
SQL Server is better than Oracle
Then why is your server hosted on Oracle?? :hehe:
/walks away to better see the fireworks
December 2, 2011 at 10:22 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/2/2011)
SQL Server is better than OracleThen why is your server hosted on Oracle?? :hehe:
/walks away to better see the fireworks
?? Not sure what you mean. It's not hosted on Oracle, and no fireworks for baiting something that is not true.
December 2, 2011 at 10:25 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/2/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/2/2011)
SQL Server is better than OracleThen why is your server hosted on Oracle?? :hehe:
/walks away to better see the fireworks
?? Not sure what you mean. It's not hosted on Oracle, and no fireworks for baiting something that is not true.
I know it's not true and so do 99.9% of the people on this thread. Could have started a funny series of answers... moving on.
December 2, 2011 at 10:52 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/2/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/2/2011)
SQL Server is better than OracleThen why is your server hosted on Oracle?? :hehe:
/walks away to better see the fireworks
?? Not sure what you mean. It's not hosted on Oracle, and no fireworks for baiting something that is not true.
I know it's not true and so do 99.9% of the people on this thread. Could have started a funny series of answers... moving on.
Okay, now Steve has to check if 1000+ people have actually posted on The Thread to fact-check that one! Or are you saying part of one person doesn't know, but the rest all do? Given some of the people here (present company included, of course), that might make sense. :w00t:
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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December 2, 2011 at 10:56 am
GSquared (12/2/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/2/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/2/2011)
SQL Server is better than OracleThen why is your server hosted on Oracle?? :hehe:
/walks away to better see the fireworks
?? Not sure what you mean. It's not hosted on Oracle, and no fireworks for baiting something that is not true.
I know it's not true and so do 99.9% of the people on this thread. Could have started a funny series of answers... moving on.
Okay, now Steve has to check if 1000+ people have actually posted on The Thread to fact-check that one! Or are you saying part of one person doesn't know, but the rest all do? Given some of the people here (present company included, of course), that might make sense. :w00t:
I thought it unlikely that it was hosted on Oracle and had a vague recollection that it was on SQL Server, but wasn't sure. Does that count as part of me not knowing?
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December 2, 2011 at 10:57 am
GSquared (12/2/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/2/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/2/2011)
SQL Server is better than OracleThen why is your server hosted on Oracle?? :hehe:
/walks away to better see the fireworks
?? Not sure what you mean. It's not hosted on Oracle, and no fireworks for baiting something that is not true.
I know it's not true and so do 99.9% of the people on this thread. Could have started a funny series of answers... moving on.
Okay, now Steve has to check if 1000+ people have actually posted on The Thread to fact-check that one! Or are you saying part of one person doesn't know, but the rest all do? Given some of the people here (present company included, of course), that might make sense. :w00t:
Ditto.
December 2, 2011 at 10:59 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
GSquared (12/2/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/2/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/2/2011)
SQL Server is better than OracleThen why is your server hosted on Oracle?? :hehe:
/walks away to better see the fireworks
?? Not sure what you mean. It's not hosted on Oracle, and no fireworks for baiting something that is not true.
I know it's not true and so do 99.9% of the people on this thread. Could have started a funny series of answers... moving on.
Okay, now Steve has to check if 1000+ people have actually posted on The Thread to fact-check that one! Or are you saying part of one person doesn't know, but the rest all do? Given some of the people here (present company included, of course), that might make sense. :w00t:
Ditto.
"Ditto?" "Ditto," you provincial putz? 🙂
(This has been a test of the emergency Blazing Saddles system. This is only a test. Had this been a real Blazing Saddles incident, you'd be actually rolling on the floor laughing, instead of just typing "ROFL" after a brief chuckle.)
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
December 2, 2011 at 11:04 am
Happy putzy week-end (I hope I got the meaning right!).
December 2, 2011 at 11:09 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
Happy putzy week-end (I hope I got the meaning right!).
Definition 1: unintelligent person: somebody regarded as very unintelligent and unpleasant
But I was just quoting Blazing Saddles because of the "ditto" comment.
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
December 2, 2011 at 11:22 am
GSquared (12/2/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
Happy putzy week-end (I hope I got the meaning right!).Definition 1: unintelligent person: somebody regarded as very unintelligent and unpleasant
But I was just quoting Blazing Saddles because of the "ditto" comment.
Note where google took me instead of your first definition :-D.
December 2, 2011 at 11:46 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
GSquared (12/2/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
Happy putzy week-end (I hope I got the meaning right!).Definition 1: unintelligent person: somebody regarded as very unintelligent and unpleasant
But I was just quoting Blazing Saddles because of the "ditto" comment.
Note where google took me instead of your first definition :-D.
I feel the need to resurrect a facepalm icon...
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December 2, 2011 at 11:58 am
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Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
Happy putzy week-end (I hope I got the meaning right!).Definition 1: unintelligent person: somebody regarded as very unintelligent and unpleasant
But I was just quoting Blazing Saddles because of the "ditto" comment.
Note where google took me instead of your first definition :-D.
I feel the need to resurrect a facepalm icon...
Uh yeah. Definitely time to bring that back.
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December 2, 2011 at 12:03 pm
Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
GSquared (12/2/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (12/2/2011)
Happy putzy week-end (I hope I got the meaning right!).Definition 1: unintelligent person: somebody regarded as very unintelligent and unpleasant
But I was just quoting Blazing Saddles because of the "ditto" comment.
Note where google took me instead of your first definition :-D.
Did you look that up before or after you wished him a happy weekend full of them?
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
December 2, 2011 at 12:35 pm
well I upgraded my browser to IE9 and the only thing it seems to have broken is the spellchecker in SSC! It puts the amended work back inside the incorrectly spelt word!
So you will have to pardon any sosillylly spolspellingmistakes.
Couldn't fix it could you steve? 🙂
Interestingly the upgrade did fix the problem I was having with downloading files,, I suspect because a lot of the add-ons were no longer compatible and have been disabled.
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