December 2, 2011 at 8:52 am
GSquared (12/2/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (12/1/2011)
Hey, guys. Is Gus gone yet?GSquared (12/1/2011)
- GSquared, RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETCProperty of The Thread
ExKuus pls, How canz Ai be geting mai "LOL, ETC" certificate-cation? Ai canz finz da Thread linx noeswherez.
Yep. He's gone. Oh ... unless you mean like "not here" as opposed to "not mentally present" ... but then, "not here" doesn't really apply to an online forum does it .... now I'm just confusing myself even more than usual ....
On the cert, you have to get your LOL Thesis accepted by a board of other people who have already earned that cert. Kind of like a PhD, but it's a much tougher crowd.
But which LOL certificate does she want? There are at least two. For the senior LOL she just has to join a bridge club, develop a lunatic but successful playing style, and allow enough time to elapse before applying to the club's membership committee for the certificate. Of course that can't be the one Gus has, like me he was disqualified from birth (or earlier) for that one.
Tom
December 2, 2011 at 8:53 am
Don't be making me add IZ, haz, sertinz and a few more to the "bad words" list here.
December 2, 2011 at 8:55 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/2/2011)
Don't be making me add IZ, haz, sertinz and a few more to the "bad words" list here.
There's a "bad words" list? Let me test it
Oracle
DB2
Access
Auto Shrink
EDIT: It doesn't seem to work...
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December 2, 2011 at 8:56 am
Brandie Tarvin (12/2/2011)
P.P.S.Send more humor (and cheezburgers)! I'm having month end nightmares...
:pinch:
Iz 2 errly inz z month 4 endz ov month nitemayorz, today ownly sekunz. Or u meanz frun endz?
Tom
December 2, 2011 at 8:58 am
Stefan Krzywicki (12/2/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/2/2011)
Don't be making me add IZ, haz, sertinz and a few more to the "bad words" list here.There's a "bad words" list? Let me test it
Oracle
DB2
Access
Auto Shrink
EDIT: It doesn't seem to work...
NoSQL
FireBird
MySQL
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
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December 2, 2011 at 8:58 am
GilaMonster (12/2/2011)
Stevie gonna lovez uz.
Y? No pantz yet, so nos genst z rulz.
Tom
December 2, 2011 at 9:04 am
Let me try:
Hadoop
Ellison
Database Tuning Advisor
Nope. It's broke.
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Author of:
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December 2, 2011 at 9:04 am
Stefan Krzywicki (12/2/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/2/2011)
Don't be making me add IZ, haz, sertinz and a few more to the "bad words" list here.There's a "bad words" list? Let me test it
Oracle
DB2
Access
Auto Shrink
EDIT: It doesn't seem to work...
Okay, you just earned your LOL and ROFL certs!!!!
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
December 2, 2011 at 9:04 am
SQLRNNR (12/2/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (12/2/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/2/2011)
Don't be making me add IZ, haz, sertinz and a few more to the "bad words" list here.There's a "bad words" list? Let me test it
Oracle
DB2
Access
Auto Shrink
EDIT: It doesn't seem to work...
NoSQL
FireBird
MySQL
Those aren't bad.
Try "O R A C L E R U L Z"
December 2, 2011 at 9:07 am
NHibernate ROCKz
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
December 2, 2011 at 9:18 am
SQLRNNR (12/2/2011)
NHibernate ROCKz
HEY!! This is supposed to be family-friendly site!
Filter or no filter, there's going too far, and then there's NHibernate!
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
December 2, 2011 at 9:32 am
GSquared (12/2/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/2/2011)
NHibernate ROCKzHEY!! This is supposed to be family-friendly site!
Filter or no filter, there's going too far, and then there's NHibernate!
OHIbernate:-D
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
December 2, 2011 at 9:45 am
SQLRNNR (12/2/2011)
GSquared (12/2/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/2/2011)
NHibernate ROCKzHEY!! This is supposed to be family-friendly site!
Filter or no filter, there's going too far, and then there's NHibernate!
OHIbernate:-D
No-Hi-Bye-Net
December 2, 2011 at 9:47 am
Dev (12/2/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/2/2011)
GSquared (12/2/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/2/2011)
NHibernate ROCKzHEY!! This is supposed to be family-friendly site!
Filter or no filter, there's going too far, and then there's NHibernate!
OHIbernate:-D
No-Hi-Bye-Net
Ooops... it's not WOTD thread 😛
December 2, 2011 at 9:48 am
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